Mel's Musings

2006-09-17T19:15:00.000-07:00

Rehab ist rectum

Hey guys. My internet access is restricted in rehab. Know who's responsible? No, not the jews. The ethnics.

2006-08-20T13:46:00.000-07:00

Traitio!

Wow, this rehab is really keeping me busy. Does anyone else have an inner judeo-secularist? I know that Jesus' General has an inner-Frenchman that at times gets the best of him and writes on his blog. I am not so licentious as to allow my inner judeo-secularist to interfere with the wisdom of this blog, but I have not been able to prevent him from starting his own blog, I am embarrassed to say.

Would you guys do me a favor and pay him a visit and warn him of the abject sinfulness of his ways?
http://www.doyoufeelsafernow.blogspot.com. And please don't tell anyone about my inner judeo-secularist, I am quite ashamed.

2006-08-16T19:48:00.000-07:00

Abyssus abyssum invocat

A sign of the times? A harbinger of the end? Collective punishment of the people of New England for Lamont's victory?

TURNER, Maine — Residents are wondering if an animal found dead over the weekend may be the mysterious creature that has mauled dogs, frightened residents and been the subject of local legend for half a generation.

The animal was found near power lines along Route 4 on Saturday, apparently struck by a car while chasing a cat.

The carcass was photographed and inspected by several people who live in the area, but nobody is sure exactly what it is.

Michelle O'Donnell of Turner spotted the animal near her yard about a week before it was killed. She called it a "hybrid mutant of something."

"It was evil, evil looking. And it had a horrible stench I will never forget," she told the Sun Journal of Lewiston. "We locked eyes for a few seconds and then it took off. I've lived in Maine my whole life and I've never seen anything like it."

Well, based on Ms. O'Donnell's description alone I'd say we were talking about some New England hippy. But apparently there is photographic evidence in this case, which brings me to my next question:

Exactly what kind of animal IS THIS,

Helen Wheels? If I reload your webpage enough times, will he be the LA Animal society pet of the day? No doubt.

I'm changing my locks!

2006-08-15T13:28:00.000-07:00

Versus

apocalypsis Iesu Christi quam dedit illi Deus palam facere servis suis quae oportet fieri cito et significavit mittens per angelum suum servo suo Iohanni
qui testimonium perhibuit verbo Dei et testimonium Iesu Christi quaecumque vidit
beatus qui legit et qui audiunt verba prophetiae et servant ea quae in ea scripta sunt tempus enim prope est
Iohannes septem ecclesiis quae sunt in Asia gratia vobis et pax ab eo qui est et qui erat et qui venturus est et a septem spiritibus qui in conspectu throni eius sunt
et ab Iesu Christo qui est testis fidelis primogenitus mortuorum et princeps regum terrae qui dilexit nos et lavit nos a peccatis nostris in sanguine suo
et fecit nostrum regnum sacerdotes Deo et Patri suo ipsi gloria et imperium in saecula saeculorum amen
ecce venit cum nubibus et videbit eum omnis oculus et qui eum pupugerunt et plangent se super eum omnes tribus terrae etiam amen
ego sum Alpha et Omega principium et finis dicit Dominus Deus qui est et qui erat et qui venturus est Omnipotens
ego Iohannes frater vester et particeps in tribulatione et regno et patientia in Iesu fui in insula quae appellatur Patmos propter verbum Dei et testimonium Iesu
fui in spiritu in dominica die et audivi post me vocem magnam tamquam tubae
dicentis quod vides scribe in libro et mitte septem ecclesiis Ephesum et Zmyrnam et Pergamum et Thyatiram et Sardis et Philadelphiam et Laodiciam
et conversus sum ut viderem vocem quae loquebatur mecum et conversus vidi septem candelabra aurea
et in medio septem candelabrorum similem Filio hominis vestitum podere et praecinctum ad mamillas zonam auream
caput autem eius et capilli erant candidi tamquam lana alba tamquam nix et oculi eius velut flamma ignis
et pedes eius similes orichalco sicut in camino ardenti et vox illius tamquam vox aquarum multarum
et habebat in dextera sua stellas septem et de ore eius gladius utraque parte acutus exiebat et facies eius sicut sol lucet in virtute sua
et cum vidissem eum cecidi ad pedes eius tamquam mortuus et posuit dexteram suam super me dicens noli timere ego sum primus et novissimus
et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni
scribe ergo quae vidisti et quae sunt et quae oportet fieri post haec
sacramentum septem stellarum quas vidisti in dextera mea et septem candelabra aurea septem stellae angeli sunt septem ecclesiarum et candelabra septem septem ecclesiae sunt

2006-08-13T12:52:00.000-07:00

Lamont=Taliban

(Photo courtesy Liebermania)

Cal Thomas is an extremely perceptive and patriotic analyst of the political trends in our country, and as usual, he has hit the nail right on the head with respect to the Lamont insurgents:

The narrow primary defeat of veteran senator Joe Lieberman in Connecticut's Democratic primary is more than a loss for one man. It is a loss for his party and for the country. It completes the capture of the Democratic Party by its Taliban wing.

They used to be "San Francisco Democrats," a phrase coined by former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Jeane Kirkpatrick to describe the party's 1984 convention. But they have now morphed into Taliban Democrats because they are willing to "kill" one of their own, if he does not conform to the narrow and rigid agenda of the party's kook fringe.

One thing I admire about Joe Lieberman is that he realizes that any minute a swarm of Lamont suppporters could jump him and rip his body apart limb from limb, or perhaps even perpetrate an impromptu televised beheading, and yet it is a risk he is willing to take to fight for what he believes in.

2006-08-12T09:54:00.000-07:00

Traitors

WASHINGTON - Republicans determined to win in November are up against a troublesome trend - growing opposition to President Bush.

An Associated Press-Ipsos poll conducted this week found the president's approval rating has dropped to 33 percent, matching his low in May. His handling of nearly every issue, from the Iraq war to foreign policy, contributed to the president's decline around the nation, even in the Republican-friendly South.

More sobering for the GOP are the number of voters who backed Bush in 2004 who are ready to vote Democratic in the fall's congressional elections - 19 percent.

Who are these traitorous crazies who have abandoned our leader in a time of great danger for our nation, a time when our nation's enemies (the Democrats) are about to take control?

These one-time Bush voters are more likely to be female, self-described moderates, low- to middle-income and from the Northeast and Midwest.

They sound like a bunch of wackos to me. Go back to San Francisco and drink some more Lattes!

2006-08-11T11:51:00.000-07:00

Thank you, Jimmy!

Focus on the Family ministry founder James Dobson spoke in support Thursday of Mel Gibson and his film, "The Passion of the Christ," saying Gibson's drunken tirade during a traffic stop had nothing to do with "one of the finest films of this era."

Gibson, 50, was arrested for drunken driving Aug. 1 in Malibu, Calif., and launched an anti-Semitic rant toward the arresting deputy. Gibson reportedly said, "The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world," and asked him, "Are you a Jew?"

Dobson said in a statement that "we certainly do not condone that racially insensitive outburst," but added "Mel has apologized profusely for the incident and there the matter should rest."

Damn straight. I made one of the finest films of this era of the end times. Did I ask the police officer who busted me if he was a Jew? Yeah. But, in my defense, I apologized. And more importantly, he was actually a Jew. Christ! If only there were more wise men like Jimmy Dobson in this country, it would certainly be a better place .

2006-08-10T15:09:00.000-07:00

Democratus finitum es. Islamofascist thesaurus mos lucror per Lamont.

Illic est a vir quisnam volo perdo in MESOPOTAMIUM. Ned Lamont est periculosus pro Democratus est mos succurro concutio sit amo 1968 per "HIPPIES" quondam iterum. Democratus es defeatists tantum Joe Lieberman succurro Democrats lucror tamencertus ut Joe Lieberman eram non RABIDUS satis. Iam nos mos desumo in quod Democratus ire perdo iustus amo usquequaque operor quod Res publica ire ut lucror quoniam OSAMA bin LADEN est a valde nocens vir!

2006-08-08T12:07:00.000-07:00

Let us pray for Joe

He looks like he really needs it:

Oratio:

SALVE LIEBERMAN, Pater misericordiae. Vito, dulcedo, et spes nostro, salve. Ad te clamamus exsules filii Hevae. Ad te Suspiramus, gementes et flentes in hac lacrimarum valle. Eia ergo, Advocato nostro, illos tuos misericordes oculos ad nos converte. Et Iesum, benedictum fructum ventris tui, nobis post hoc exsilium ostende. O clemens, o pia, o dulcis Virgo Maria.

V. Ora pro nobis, Sancto Deux Genitro.
R. Ut digni efficiamur promissionibus Lieberman.

2006-08-07T18:49:00.000-07:00

Bonus notitia ex Texas

Good news from Texas! He may not be a member of the True Church, but Tom DeLay is certainly a good man, and God (through the hand of Antonin Scalia) has decided that he wants him to remain in Congress(I was going to write him an email at his Congressional address, but I noticed his website http://www.tomdelay.house.gov is currently not working). Tom DeLay is the embodiment of the moral values of today's Republicans, and having him on the ballot as a constant reminder of Republican values is just great for America! The hammer drives another nail in the Democrats' coffin!

2006-08-07T08:32:00.000-07:00

Est non ut vicis iterum, oro in verus lingua divina?

Maecenas atavis edite regibus,
o et praesidium et dulce decus meum:
sunt quos curriculo pulverem Olympicum
collegisse iuvat metaque fervidis
evitata rotis palmaque nobilis
terrarum dominos evehit ad deos
hunc, si mobilium turba Quiritium
certat tergeminis tollere honoribus,
illum, si proprio condidit horreo
quidquid de Libycis verritur areis.
gaudentem patrios findere sarculo
agros Attalicis condicionibus
numquam demoveas, ut trabe Cypria
Myrtoum pavidus nauta secet mare.
luctantem Icariis fluctibus Africum
mercator metuens otium et oppidi
laudat rura sui; mox reficit rates
quassas indocilis pauperiem pati.
est qui nec veteris pocula Massici
nec partem solido demere de die
spernit, nunc viridi membra sub arbuto
stratus, nunc ad aquae lene caput sacrae.
multos castra iuvant et lituo tubae
permixtus sonitus bellaque matribus
detestata. manet sub Iove frigido
venator tenerae coniugis inmemor,
seu visa est catulis cerva fidelibus
seu rupit teretes Marsus aper plagas.
me doctarum hederae praemia frontium
dis miscent superis, me gelidum nemus
Nympharumque leves cum Satyris chori
secernunt populo, si neque tibias
Euterpe cohibet nec Polyhymnia
Lesboum refugit tendere barbiton.
quodsi me lyricis vatibus inseres,
sublimi feriam sidera vertice.

2006-08-06T14:49:00.000-07:00

God Warns Connecticut

There's more of this to come if Lamont wins the Democratic primary on Tuesday.

From the frying pan into the fire.

The scorching heat of the early afternoon yesterday in the Connecticut River Valley, with temperatures reaching 100 degrees in places, gave way to a line of violent thunderstorms that tore up Hampshire and Hampden counties around 5 p.m., ripping up trees and knocking out power.

If Lamont wins, the temparature in the Connecticut River is going to reach 100 degrees celsius.

2006-08-05T21:03:00.000-07:00

Desumo Lieberman Pro Senatus!

So, there is a big Senate race in Connecticut. And a lot of you have been asking me who to vote for. Well, I know that Joe Lieberman and I were in complete agreement on Terry Schiavo, so go vote for Joe!

2006-08-05T14:38:00.000-07:00

Gratis Bill

Geraldo was not ready to forgive Gibson and shared an experience he had in Israel earlier with a memner of Hamas responsible for a terror attack on Israel which disrupted peace progress there at a crucial time. The man said the same thing that Gibson said. "Are you a Jew? Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Geraldo claimed that had he been the cop arresting Gibson, he would have hit him adding that everyone should make up their own minds about seeing Gibson's movies.

O'Reilly, making sure to say there is no excuse for Gibson's behavior, started to get agitated claiming there is a point when they " enjoy the suffering of the rich and powerful. They have blood all over their mouths, these vampires!" He ranted for a few more seconds saying in a satisfied but almost childish way, "Anybody celebrating your suffering is a bad person!"

For looking out for the little guy!

2006-08-04T23:38:00.000-07:00

Opus hodiernus, mortalitas II

Pat Robertson seems to have bought in to that PC "Global warming" crap.

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson said on Thursday the wave of scorching temperatures across the United States has converted him into a believer in global warming.

Pat Robertson...is that guy a wacko or what?

2006-08-04T18:32:00.000-07:00

Gratis Hollywood et Jodie

Thanks to Jewish Hollywood for accepting my two "apologies". And Jodie Foster who vouched for my lack of anti-semitism after my anti-semitic ~~tyrade~~ rant, to you I say: "Thanks, sugartits." And I mean it from the heart.

2006-08-01T12:23:00.000-07:00

My new favorite song

2006-08-01T10:29:00.000-07:00

Fucking ABC

The ABC television network announced late yesterday that it had scrapped plans for the Braveheart star to produce a mini-series on the Holocaust. It was the second apology Gibson has issued through his publicist since his arrest early Friday.

The fucking television networks. The television networks are responsible for all the commercials in the world! I am going to fuck ABC!

Outrageous!

2006-07-31T18:09:00.000-07:00

THEMA HODIERNUS: I OWN THE MALIBU P.D.

The "real" Mel Gibson arrest photo

I would like to thank the Malibu Police Department for sticking up for me and getting rid of the photo the Jews wanted them to publish. I guess the millions I donated to them went to a good cause. The Malibu P.D. are stand up guys. They stood up to the Jews and stood up for me. I take back my previous comments about them being in on the conspiracy to prevent me from practicing my religion. Apparently it was a Jew and his Jew friends who had infiltrated the Malibu P.D. and were on a vendetta to stop my preaching of the truth. I am still proud to say that I support the Malibu P.D. and not the Mali-JEW P.D.

2006-07-30T13:59:00.000-07:00

Oratio ad iesvs

Because many of you have gone too long without prayer in the true language of Christ.

EN EGO, o bone et dulcissime Iesu, ante conspectum tuum genibus me provolvo, ac maximo animi ardore te oro atque obtestor, ut meum in cor vividos fidei, spei et caritatis sensus, atque veram peccatorum meorum poenitentiam, eaque emendandi firmissimam voluntatem velis imprimere; dum magno animi affectu et dolore tua quinque vulnera mecum ipse considero ac mente contemplor, illud prae oculis habens, quod iam in ore ponebat tuo David propheta de te, o bono Iesu: Foderunt manus meas et pedes meos: dinumeraverunt omnia ossa mea. Amen.

2006-07-30T13:00:00.000-07:00

Ummm, ABC, we're still on, right?

For the holocaust miniseries? Why aren't you returning my calls?

LOS ANGELES — Mel Gibson stirred passions with his blockbuster "Passion of the Christ" and might well again with his latest project — a nonfiction television movie set against the backdrop of the Holocaust.

For ABC, Gibson's Con Artist Productions is developing "Flory," based on the true-life love story of a Dutch Jew named Flory Van Beek and her non-Jewish boyfriend who sheltered her from the Nazis.
Gibson's involvement in the project has already raised some eyebrows because critics claimed "Passion" contained anti-Semitic elements, a charge Gibson has denied. Gibson's father also is on the record denying that the Holocaust took place.

"For him to be associated with this movie is cause for concern," said Rafael Medoff, director of the David S. Wyman Institute for Holocaust Studies in Melrose Park, Pa., and the author of an annual study of Holocaust denial.

"He needs to come clean that he repudiates Holocaust denial, and that he understands the Holocaust was not just another atrocity that occurred in World War II along with other atrocities."

Dude, listen, I totally understand the "Holocaust". I am all about the "Holocaust". I am Mr. Holocaust man.

Quinn Taylor, ABC's senior vice president in charge of television movies, acknowledged that controversy surrounding Gibson could help publicize the project. But he had a harsh reply for early critics.

"I would tell them to shut up and wait to see the movie, and then judge," said Taylor, who oversaw ABC's Emmy-winning miniseries "Anne Frank." "I'm not about to rewrite history. I'm going to explore an amazing love story that we can all learn from and, hopefully, be inspired by."

Quinn's got it right. Just shut up, you FUCKING judeo secularists! The miniseries is gonna be great. I feel in light of my experience as a director and creative abilities, I can bring a unique perspective to coverage of the "Holocaust". As soon as ABC calls me back. Cause I'm not sure if this whole Apocalypto deal is going to pan out. Disney is saying that they want to discuss some "issues" regarding its release.

2006-07-29T18:51:00.000-07:00

Maledictio iudaeus

I know that eventually this picture is going to be made public because of the judeo-secular media, so I wanted to just get it out in the open, before it is manipulated again. Notice the amount of force being used to suppress my deeply held religious convictions. I consumed fifteen bottles of the blood of Christ, in order to be filled with the holy spirit, as my religious faith commands. After having consumed this delicious blood, I felt the need to drive around and share the glory with my neighbors. Unfortunately, the judeo-secularist police department of Malibu California had been working for months to suppress Christ, and then yesterday morning, in full force, with machine guns drawn, they showed up. It obviously was not your ordinary traffic stop.

As you can see in this picture, distributed in an email by officials from the Malibu Police Department, my capture was but part of an ongoing judeo-secular crusade, and clearly, they are proud.

2006-07-29T16:56:00.000-07:00

Est is nuntius nos volo transmitto ut nostrum liberi?

What about the fucking children? It's really all about them. Is this the message we want to send the children? Time was when I was growing up--when I was growing up, those were interesting times--I remember religion was a good thing. My dad, Hutton, always used to tell me about what a great man Jesus was, and how a certain group of people in our society didn't like Jesus, and how that group of people was always going around starting wars and arbitrarily pulling people over on the Pacific Coast Highway. Kids were taught to believe in Jesus, the true Pre-Vatican II Jesus, and to speak Latin, and we didn't have all this rampant immorality that we have with the youth today (at least until Vatican II got underway).

But now apparently when a man is doing nothing more than practicing his faith, serving as a veritable (and much needed) role-model for today's youth, he is arrested, and prosecuted.

Outrageous!

2006-07-28T14:22:00.000-07:00

Licentia monastica futurus NON IN CALIFORNIUM

I am very sorry, friends, I have been away for far too long. I started this blog so I could have a dialogue with the "common people," such as yourselves, maybe get some input about what I should do in the future, and let people know that the true Catholic Church is not the left-wing, Vatican II church of Pope Benedict.

But I started having so much fun with blogging that I fell behind on my movie, and Disney pulled a boner so I knew I would end up dead if I kept talking. Shit!

But Disney be damned, today I have come to realize that my fifth amendment right to freedom of religion is not valid in Schwarzenegger's California. Early this morning, after a late-night prayer session at the Church of the Holy Family, I was on my way home to spend some time with my wife and seven children, when I was pulled over by the police!

They told me that drinking the blood of Jesus was a crime. If being a true Christian is a crime for which I may be ~~persecuted~~ prosecuted, then I will demand the death penalty!

This is outrageous!

2006-02-10T21:02:00.000-08:00

Viva Californium, et viva Scandinavium

Just when I think that the situation in my state is hopeless, that judeo-secularist and homosexual radicals have imposed their tyranny upon it, it does something to make me proud. It shows its support for Denmark:

NEW LEGOLAND PLANS DETAILED

CARLSBAD - 02/07/06 - LEGOLAND California chalked-up positive revenue results for 2005 with its parent company unveiling plans for a major expansion at the Southern California theme park and a fifth theme park - probably somewhere in North America - within the next five years.

More than just an expansion of a theme park, this represents a clear, unambiguous, message to all these crazed bearded fundamentalists who want to tell the Danes and the good people of the world what to do. That message is: Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione; noli me vocate. Ego te vocabo.

By the way, I've seen a lot of people out there putting Danish flags on their website to show their solidarity with the country. That is a good first step, but if you want to truly show your support, you need to have Danish text on your flag, not English. Because if Islamics get pissed off by Danish flags, just imagine how much more pissed they'll be if there is Danish text, too.

2006-02-05T20:15:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: fructus per tactus

Tag - you're it!

Isn't the internets a fun place? I can share my views on politics, religion and the like, but I have also made some friends (but mostly enemies). I was recently "tagged" by Johnny Sutra. He asked me to fill out this little questionaire, so here we go!

Seven things I say:

1. Outrageous!
2. Oh fuck, a lot of those guys pulled a boner.
3. Pater noster.
4. Feminists don't like me, and I don't like them.
5. They [the gays] take it up the ass.
6. Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?
7. ...[M]en and women are just different. They are not equal. The same way that you and I are not equal.

Seven books I like

1. Latin Bible
2. Summae Theoligiae (Latin version), Thomas Aquinas
3. Quaestiones disputatae (Latin version), Aquinas
4. Any books by Pope Lucius III
5. Any books by Pope Innocent IV
6. The International Jew - The World's Foremost Problem, by Henry Ford
7. Inside the Passion, an Insider's Look at the Passion of the Christ

Seven movies I like:

1. The Passion of the Christ
2. Quo Vadis?
3. The 10 Commandments
4. Lethal Weapon I
5. Lethal Weapon II
6. Ben Hur
7. Lethal Weapon III

Seven things I cannot do:

1. accept judeo-secularism
2. sue myself again
3. follow the progressive Vatican II "Church"
4. make a bad movie
5. keep a mock Mayan village and pyramids for myself when the Mexicans are so poor and have so little
6. live without Latin
7. auto-fellatio

Seven things I have to do before I die:

1. learn more Latin dialects
2. physically re-enact Christ's last day
3. destroy judeo-secularism
4. make a movie about Christ's conception
5. run for governor and then president
6. re-write the U.S. constitution based on the teachings of the True Church
7. Get the high score on Grand Theft Auto

Seven things I like about cities:

1. there are more members of the True Church
2. more sinners to convert
3. judeo-secularism is in full view, it is easier to battle
4. the gays and the judeo-secularists are concentrated in a small area, making it easier for God to smite them
5. lots of consumers for my movies
6. Latin is understood by more people
7. Pizza (ancient Roman style)

I welcome your comments, both from amici and hostili alike. If any of you wish to answer the same questions please feel free to do so in the comments section.

2006-02-01T12:06:00.000-08:00

Californium locuta est, Causa finita est

SACRAMENTO — Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is entering his reelection campaign $410,000 in debt, while his Democratic rivals and union foes are armed with more than $50 million.

He also continued supplementing his aides' government salaries by paying them additional sums in campaign money, according to campaign reports filed with the state Tuesday.

Schwarzenegger spent $8.2 million of his own money, and tens of millions more of his contributors' money, on his ill-fated special election effort to change state government. Altogether, his campaign cost more than $45 million, depleting his accounts.

Although his opponents spent almost $100 million to defeat the initiatives Schwarzenegger championed in the November vote, many of them emerged with hefty bank accounts.

2006-01-31T20:15:00.000-08:00

A fronte Utah, a tergo lupi

Sometimes, you have to admire the courage and wisdom of the people of Utah. Though they do not know the true Latin Jesus, I hope God will look kindly on them for supporting his chosen Christ-like Executive Officer on this earth.

"The mind-set of Utah" is how Frank Guliuzza III, chairman of the political science department at Weber State University in Ogden, explains the percentages. Not only is Utah the nation's most Republican state, "there's a sense of loyalty and patriotism that kind of overcomes the tendency toward cynicism that is evident in the rest of the country right now," he says.

In Randolph, though -- where Bush received 95.6 percent of the vote and support for him continues to be nearly unanimous -- the mind-set is even more specific to a place that seems less a part of the modern United States than insulated from it. It isn't just mustard, but everything[...]

Sooner or later, everyone stops by Gator's, which makes it the best place in Randolph, population about 480, to listen to people talk about their beloved president.

In comes Debra McKinnon, 53, who says she nearly dropped dead nine months ago from heart failure and is working for one reason only: health insurance. She takes 12 pills a day, for which she pays several hundred dollars a month, which, without insurance, would be four times that. Is that Bush's fault, though? "No," McKinnon says. "It's a problem from the drug companies to the lawyers to the doctors to Congress, and it's not because Bush isn't a caring man. I think he's a very caring man. I think he's a decent, God-fearing person, and I hope we are, too[...]"

But Utah also holds dark (literally) secrets for the Bush regnum.

Hey, Aaron," Orton says, and in comes a young man who is 16, and who is considered one of Rich County's three African Americans even though he considers himself a mix of a white mother and black father.

He spells his last name: "C-H-E-N-E-Y."

"Yeah," he says. "Distant relatives." His grandmother did the genealogy and explained the connection. He has no idea if it's true, he says -- but even if it is, the reason he likes Bush has less to do with that than with his mother's decision to come to Randolph when he was 8 years old.

Dick Cheney has black family? In Utah?Quid? Does John McCain know about this? Does Lynne Cheney know?

2006-01-30T17:06:00.000-08:00

Quod?

I have noticed lately there has been much talk about Rep. Curt Weldon, R-Pennsylvania.

Ever wonder what it takes to get started in lobbying? Well, it helps to be old friends with a congressman. Cecelia Grimes, for instance, has known Rep. Curt Weldon (R-Penn.) for 15 years. She's a real estate agent, and in 2000, she handled the purchase of his home.

In March 2003, without any prior experience, she got started in lobbying. Her firm, Grimes and Young, has no office or website and she's the only lobbyist. She lives in a small town in Pennsylvania. Her partner is a 28-year-old lawyer who's married to the son of a congressman, Rep. Bill Young (R-Fla.).

Despite Grimes' lack of experience, her clients have shown a real knack for winning Weldon's support. Weldon is vice chairman of the House Armed Services Committee and the House Homeland Security Committee, and Grimes has racked up a number of defense contractor clients as a result.

The LA Times' piece hangs on the question of what a real estate agent could offer to a defense contractor or any other client besides access to Weldon. Apparently those around Weldon know that: one Grimes client was referred to her by a Weldon aide; another by a friend of Weldon's.

Weldon has a history of extending the benefits of his public service to his friends and family - "In 2004, a report by The Times disclosed that Weldon's daughter landed about $1 million in lobbying contracts with foreign clients who were assisted by the congressman."

.

I don't know Mr. Weldon, but I do recall a former friend of mine named Judi, from Canada, telling me this:

About my take on The Terminator and his "Christian" values. From some
of the stuff I've seen from my marvelous researchers, he's no true
Republican and is about as Christian as our own Prime Minister Paul
Martin, a Catholic who legislated same-sex marriage and only last month
legalized orgies that 14-year-old boys can participate in, provided no
alcohol is served on the premises. From all that I hear, The
Terminator is heavily influenced by his wife's relatives, the Kennedys.

In my books, California would be so much better off without him. The
people trying to coax you into the race are right on the money. Not
everybody in Hollywood is hanging left, with Alec Baldwin so to speak.
Thank God we had Ronnie Reagan, and his son Michael, now doing
wonderful things at the fabulous NewsMax.com. Don't forget Clint
Eastwood who did a great job as mayor.

You had asked about imminent political changes in Canada. I'm praying.
But we have had the Liberals for 13 years. Just two days before the
June 2004 Canadian election, Michael Moore arranged to have his film
Farehenheit 9/11 shown and was here begging people not to elect
Conservative leader Stephen Harper because he was "too much like Bush".
The Montreal-based powerbrokers behind Martin and his predecessor are
big UN boys who make millions on oil deals with the likes of Saddam
Hussein. (Arnie is doing business with them, too in municipal bonds in
a bank called Paribas. Canada has become so anti-American, something I
worry about and I will be going to Washington on Feb. 16, at the
request of the lead investigator in oil-for-food who wrote and asked me
to come and talk to him about Canadian heavy Maurice Strong. I have
also been invited a day later to come and talk to Congressman Curt
Weldon. who is doing a great job trying to inform Americans about the
treachery of the politicians who silenced Able Danger and thus allowed
the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks to happen.

Now, Mr. Weldon sounds to me like a good Christian, but I am just hoping he is not being misled by a left-wing, wacko journalist, and he does not rely upon such information to form his theories such as Able Danger.

Judi, have you told Rep. Weldon about your theory that the Mafia is responsible for 9/11? That is certainly something that ought to be looked into.

2006-01-25T17:08:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: artus poetica

I am a warrior for Jesus Christ
Judeo-Secularists I battle
With my youthful good looks I do them entice
Come see my films, watch my saber rattle
Jesus died on a pole, he was so nice
Because Judas was a fucking tattle
Secular judeics, will pay the price
Never shall they convert my fine chattel.

2006-01-24T12:22:00.000-08:00

Interim Israeli Prime Minister Requests God to Smite Him

It has been well established that he who divides God's land faces a clear penalty: instant smotation. In a bizarre turn of events, the interim Prime Minister of Israel, Ehud Ohlmert, has asked God to take his life. Said Mr Olmert:

"We cannot continue to control parts of the territories where most of the Palestinians live...The choice between allowing Jews to live in all parts of the land of Israel and living in a state with a Jewish majority mandates giving up parts of the Land of Israel," he added.

By now, everyone in the world knows that when you try to divide God’s land, he will punish you. I guess being Prime Minister of Israel is such a stressful job that Israel's leaders prefer death.

Postulatium

Speaking of the Jews I got an interesting email from a reader who asked me about the Jews and their sexuality.

Their question was simple, and one that man has asked for thousands of years: Which came first, the homosexual or the Jew?

It has been a long known fact within the True Church that Judaism is a strong supporter of homosexuality. Here is what wikipedia has to say about judeo-secularists' views on homosexuality:

As such, they do not prohibit ordination of gays and lesbians as rabbis and cantors. They view Levitical laws as sometimes seen to be referring to prostitution, making it a stand against Jews adopting the idolatrous fertility cults and practices of the neighbouring Canaanite nations rather than a blanket condemnation of same-sex intercourse or homosexuality. Reform authorities consider that, in light of what is seen as current scientific evidence about the nature of homosexuality as a biological sexual orientation, a new interpretation of the law is required.

I think we as a society must not be afraid to ask ourselves questions which may be perceived as "taboo" by some. So now, we are discussing an issue that has been asked for ages, or at least thought:

Is Judaism the source of homosexuality or is homosexuality the source of Judaism?

I welcome your thoughts.

2006-01-23T19:40:00.000-08:00

And The Winner Is

Prime Minister Jack Layton

This is a shocker. I don't know how the fuck this happened really, but in a suprise, first in Canadian history, come from behind victory, it looks like, my friends, that Jack Layton will be the next Prime Minister, having captured every riding in the fucking country. Just remember, you heard it here first.

2006-01-23T19:11:00.000-08:00

Breaking Canadian Election News: Election Theft

The picture above was taken at a factory on the outskirts of Toronto, using high-tech satellite imagery technology. It was here that Elections Canada Officials, along with Maurice Strong and Alfonse Gagliano, were seen moving several boxes containing official ballots.

More to come...

2006-01-23T17:23:00.000-08:00

Dictus Diem

Talio Divinus

Divine Retribution

Remember Judi McLeod? She is the left-wing smearmeister who tried to destroy my site. Well the Truth needs to be told! She is hosting a live chatroom (www.canadafreepress.com) tonight discussing the Canadian election. We need to call her to task for her plagiarism, her theories on 9/11, her "journalistic insticts," and her smearing of this website. If you would like to join in on the chat and ask Judi why she has done all this, please join us in her chatroom by clicking here.

2006-01-23T16:30:00.000-08:00

Canadian Elections: Breaking News

Capitagium habemus propinquus in Newfoundland quod secui de Labrador ut Canadians sumo a habenae. Tametsi praecessi consisto in websitum insquequo 10 p.m. ET , secundum totus ballots es iacio trans rus ruris , capitagium propinquus tre hora pro ut – procul 830: p.m. Newfoundland vicis. Mane Prime Minister Paul Bellicus dit " valde " dum in Montreal , tametsi is vultus intentus ut is supervenio procul a capitagium constituo in suus Lasalle Émard inrideo.

2006-01-23T15:27:00.000-08:00

New Case of Mad Cow Disease Confirmed in Canada

What is the chance of a cow coming down with Mad Cow Disease the same day that Canadians go to the polls to decide whether to end 13 years of judeo-secularism? Zero, unless it is a warning sent by God to Canadians that they must give Stephen Harper a majority government. If they do not, I predict things will get much, much, worse for Canadian cows. And Bon Jovi.

2006-01-23T14:10:00.000-08:00

Welcome to Your Canadian Election Headquarters

2006-01-23T05:34:00.000-08:00

Oratium

Another big week lies ahead of us. Some Democrats are talking about using the fillibuster to block Sammy Alito because of his profuse love for Jesus.

We must pray that this does not happen.

Also, this evening, all are invited for a special prayer ceremony for our friends to the North. Canada may finally heed my warnings, and be ready to put a halt to rampant judeo-secularism, and the decadent peace and prosperity which has accompanied it. Later today, I will weigh in on the Canadian people's choice.

But let us start our day off with a prayer for Sammy!

Exaudi nos, quaesumus, Domine Deus noster,
et super hunc famulum tuum Alito benedictionem
Sancti Spiritus et gratiae judicotalis
effunde virtutem: ut, quem tuae pietatis
aspectibus offerimus consecrandum, perpetua
muneris tui largitate prosequaris.

2006-01-22T15:07:00.000-08:00

Res gestae

Another crazy week. Just to quickly recap:

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Pro beneficio gratiam referat, ut aliis recte facere libeat. Vilicus ne sit ambulator, sobrius siet semper, ad cenam nequo eat. Familiam exerceat, consideret, quae dominus imperaverit fiant. Ne plus censeat sapere se quam dominum. Amicos domini, eos habeat sibi amicos. Cui iussus siet, auscultet. Rem divinam nisi Conpitalibus in conpito aut in foco ne faciat.

2006-01-21T16:52:00.000-08:00

"Mel Gibson" Attempts To Crucify First Amendment, Fails

"Mel Gibson's attorneys" have responded to my letter. They were brief, so I shall be brief. They gave up. This is not only a victory for me or my fans or my followers, but a victory for the Truth! Although they originally asked that the site be shut down, they now say the closure of a store that had not sold anything showed that 'their point had been made.'

2006-01-21T16:44:00.000-08:00

Communist Canadians Punished by God

There will be more of this to come if Stephen Harper does not get a majority government on Monday:

Bon Jovi’s plane skids off runway in Canada
No injuries reported after private jet overshoots runway in severe weather

HAMILTON, Ontario - Members of the band Bon Jovi escaped unharmed after their private plane skidded off a runway in Canada early Saturday.

It happened as their private Boeing 707 landed in Hamilton, Ontario, after a concert last night in Buffalo.

A spokeswoman says the band, touring staff and flight crew left the plane with no reports of injuries. The plane overshot the runway after landing in severe weather.

Next time, Bon Jovi may not be so lucky.

2006-01-21T15:57:00.000-08:00

Alea iacta est

Looks like that Abramoff guy mislead our President.

Washingtonian is reporting that there are at least five photographs of President Bush and Jack Abramoff hanging out spending quality time. Not grainy, weirdly cropped photos that look like something out of a Kennedy assassination conspiracy book, but real photos of the two friends back in the good old days.

Washingtonian adds: "Sources say the photographs are being kept safe. Abramoff would tell prosecutors, if asked, that not only did he know the President, but the President knew the names of Abramoff’s children and asked about them during their meetings. At one such photo session, Bush discussed the fact that both he and Abramoff were fathers of twins."

Oratio

Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.

2006-01-20T14:06:00.000-08:00

A letter to "Mel's Attorneys"

Mr. Hedges,

I have received your request regarding the site http://www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com. I am quite surprised that you wish me to shut down the site. It is my understanding that the First Amendment to the US Constitution protects my obviously satirical writing about the views of a public figure such as Mel Gibson. I would think this is especially so in light of the fact that Mr. Gibson is being urged by many conservatives to run against Arnold Schwarzenegger for Governor of California this year. Could you please let me know more specifically the California and Ohio laws and court decisions which support your claim that the site is unlawful?

The Attorneys have not yet responded.

2006-01-19T17:44:00.000-08:00

Mel Gibson. Playboy Interview. 1995.

(h/t Orcinus)

PLAYBOY: What does he [Hutton Gibson] have to do with the Alliance for Catholic Tradition, which one magazine called "an extreme conservative Catholic splinter group"?

GIBSON: He started it. Some people say it's extreme, but it emphasizes what the institution was and where it's going. Everything he was taught to believe was taken from him in the Sixties with this renewal Vatican Council. The whole institution became unrecognizable to him, so he writes about it.

.........

PLAYBOY: Do you believe in Darwin's theory of evolution or that God created man in his image?

GIBSON: The latter.

PLAYBOY: So you can't accept that we descended from monkeys and apes?

GIBSON: No, I think it's bullshit. If it isn't, why are they still around? How come apes aren't people yet? It's a nice theory, but I can't swallow it. There's a big credibility gap. The carbon dating thing that tells you how long something's been around, how accurate is that, really? I've got one of Darwin's books at home and some of that stuff is pretty damn funny. Some of his stuff is true, like that the giraffe has a long neck so it can reach the leaves. But I just don't think you can swallow the whole piece.

PLAYBOY: We take it that you're not particularly broad-minded when it comes to issues such as celibacy, abortion, birth control --

GIBSON: People always focus on stuff like that. Those aren't issues. Those are unquestionable. You don't even argue those points.

PLAYBOY: You don't?

GIBSON: No.

PLAYBOY: What about allowing women to be priests?

GIBSON: No.

PLAYBOY: Why not?

GIBSON: I'll get kicked around for saying it, but men and women are just different. They're not equal. The same way that you and I are not equal.

PLAYBOY: That's true. You have more money.

GIBSON: You might be more intelligent, or you might have a bigger dick. Whatever it is, nobody's equal. And men and women are not equal. I have tremendous respect for women. I love them. I don't know why they want to step down. Women in my family are the center of things. An good things emanate from them. The guys usually mess up.

PLAYBOY: That's quite a generalization.

GIBSON: Women are just different. Their sensibilities are different.

PLAYBOY: Any examples?

GIBSON: I had a female business partner once. Didn't work.

PLAYBOY: Why not?

GIBSON: She was a cunt.

PLAYBOY: And the feminists dare to put you down!

GIBSON: Feminists don't like me, and I don't like them. I don't get their point. I don't know why feminists have it out for me, but that's their problem, not mine.

.................

PLAYBOY: How do you feel about Bill Clinton?

GIBSON: He's a low-level opportunist. Somebody's telling him what to do.

PLAYBOY: Who?

GIBSON: The guy who's in charge isn't going to be the front man, ever. If I were going to be calling the shots I wouldn't make an appearance. Would you? You'd end up losing your head. It happens all the time. All those monarchs. Ifhe's the leader, he's getting shafted. What's keeping him in there? Why would you stay for that kind of abuse? Except that he has to stay for some reason. He was meant to be the president 30 years ago, if you ask me.

PLAYBOY: He was just 18 then.

GIBSON: Somebody knew then that he would be president now.

PLAYBOY: You really believe that?

GIBSON: I really believe that. He was a Rhodes scholar, right? Just like Bob Hawke. Do you know what a Rhodes scholar is? Cecil Rhodes established the Rhodes scholarship for those young men and women who want to strive for a new world order. Have you heard that before? George Bush? CIA? Really, it's Marxism, but it just doesn't want to call itself that. Karl had the right idea, but he was too forward about saying what it was. Get power but don't admit to it. Do it by stealth. There's a whole trend of Rhodes scholars who will be politicians around the world.

PLAYBOY: This certainly sounds like a paranoid sense of world history. You must be quite an assassination buff.

GIBSON: Oh, fuck. A lot of those guys pulled a boner. There's something to do with the Federal Reserve that Lincoln did, Kennedy did and Reagan tried. I can't remember what it was, my dad told me about it. Everyone who did this particular thing that would have fixed the economy got undone. Anyway, I'll end up dead if I keep talking shit.

2006-01-19T16:06:00.000-08:00

Enough about me...

What is on your mind?

2006-01-19T08:53:00.000-08:00

Dispatch From Drago's

Some people might see a cajun seafood restaurant as a place to get some tasty fried squid. I see it as an opportunity to weigh in on a social issue of critical importance to America. That is what leadership is about.

And by the way, the Crab Claws, to die for! I also recommend the vegetables.

2006-01-18T21:48:00.000-08:00

If you ran a satirical

Mel Gibson website, and if Mel Gibson threatened to sue you, what would you do?

2006-01-18T19:59:00.000-08:00

Another site

Mel doesn't want you to see.

2006-01-18T17:52:00.000-08:00

Things Mel Gibson Has Actually Said

The Holocaust: "Why are they calling her a Nazi? ... Because modern secular Judaism wants to blame the Holocaust on the Catholic Church. And it's a lie. And it's revisionism. And they've been working on that one for a while."
New Yorker September 25, 2003

The Economy: "Oh, fuck. A lot of those guys pulled a boner. There's something to do with the Federal Reserve that Lincoln did, Kennedy did and Reagan tried. I can't remember what it was, my dad told me about it. Everyone who did this particular thing that would have fixed the economy got undone. Anyway, I'll end up dead if I keep talking shit."
Playboy, July 1995

The Gays :"They take it up the ass."
El Pais January, 1992

His Own Sexuality: "Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?"
El Pais

Vatican II: Vatican II corrupted the institution of the church. Look at the main fruits: dwindling numbers and pedophilia."
Time January 27, 2003

Stem Cell Research: "...Are we going to turn women into egg factories using follicle-stimulating-hormone drugs, which are known to cause cancer?"
National Review , November 1 2004

Evolution: "...I think it's bullshit. If it isn't, why are they [monkeys and apes] still around? How come apes aren't people yet? It's a nice theory, but I can't swallow it. There's a big credibility gap. The carbon dating thing that tells you how long something's been around, how accurate is that, really? I've got one of Darwin's books at home and some of that stuff is pretty damn funny. Some of his stuff is true, like that the giraffe has a long neck so it can reach the leaves. But I just don't think you can swallow the whole piece."
Playboy, July 1995

2006-01-18T13:13:00.000-08:00

Mel is threatening to sue!

Seriously.

Letter here:

It reads in part:

I am litigation counsel to Mel Gibson. It has come to our attention that you are operating a purported "Mel Gibson Blog" at http://www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com. On behalf of Mr. Gibson, I demand that you immediately cease and desist any further use of Mr. Gibson's name, likeness, or persona[...]

Under California Law, the appropriation of any persons name, voice, likeness, etc., commercially or otherwise, is actionable in a suit for damages[...]

To avoid litigation over this clear violation of Mr. Gibson's rights, please cease the operation of this blog immediately and confirm the same to me no later than 5 p.m. tomorrow, PST.

2006-01-18T05:51:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: mortem

Feeble my ass. At least it is comforting to know that for every sinner like Clarence Ray Allen, there is always a True Christian like Vernell Crittenden.

SAN QUENTIN, California (AP) -- In the end, California's oldest condemned inmate did not seem quite as feeble as his attorneys made him out to be in their efforts to save his life.

With the help of four big prison guards, Clarence Ray Allen shuffled from his wheelchair to a gurney inside San Quentin's death chamber early Tuesday, a day after his 76th birthday.

Though legally blind, Allen raised his head to search among execution witnesses for relatives he had invited.

"Hoka hey, it's a good day to die," Allen said in a nod to his Choctaw Indian heritage. "Thank you very much, I love you all. Goodbye."

Having suffered a heart attack back in September, Allen had asked prison authorities to let him die if he went into cardiac arrest before his execution, a request prison officials said they would not honor.

"At no point are we not going to value the sanctity of life," said prison spokesman Vernell Crittendon. "We would resuscitate him," then execute him.

But the barrel-chested prisoner's heart was strong to the end: Doctors had to administer a second shot of potassium chloride to stop it.

2006-01-17T05:09:00.000-08:00

Laureatus est rectus

MONROVIA, Liberia -- First lady Laura Bush yesterday rejected Democratic claims that Republicans are mired in a "culture of corruption" and said she'd be "glad" to campaign for Republican candidates in the fall[...]

Let me be honest here...I myself have been a bit concerned about perceived Republican scandals. As I said in a letter to Canada Free Press owner Judi McLeod (before she betrayed me):

One thing that concerns me about the elections this year Judi, is corruption. I don't know if you've been closely following, but we've had this corrupt Jew, Jack Abramoff, do a lot of bad things with some money. It looks like he misled a lot of good politicians, too, like Tom DeLay. Now they are taking the fall, and I am worried that people think that the Republicans are no longer the party of honesty and integrity. As a religious person, integrity is extremely important to me[...]

But if Laura says they are not corrupt, then it is settled! The Democrats are trying to fool the voting populace about what is truly a bi-partisan scandal.

Laura has more wisdom as well:

Mrs. Bush also said she was "disappointed" in Democrats for trying to delay a vote on President Bush's nomination of Judge Samuel A. Alito Jr. for the Supreme Court because it would further postpone retirement for Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.
"I'm disappointed about that," Mrs. Bush said. "I know Sandra Day O'Connor would like to retire.
"She stayed longer because the president asked her to when he nominated John Roberts for chief justice," the first lady added. "And I think it just would serve the country better if [Judge Alito] can go ahead and be voted on, up and down, and then assume the job[...]"
Democrats questioned Judge Alito so aggressively last week that his wife, Martha, broke into tears and left the committee room Wednesday for more than an hour. Mrs. Bush, who called Mrs. Alito and urged her to "hang in there," made it clear yesterday that she disapproved of the rough hearings.

Exactly, Laura. Sandra Day O'Connor is just a sweet old lady, and a Catholic, who wants to retire, but the Democrats are so mean, they don't care. And Sammy Alito: just because he was Italian, and Catholic, the Democrats asked him so many questions that his sweet little wife cried. What kind of cruel, mean, judeo-secular political party would do that?

You keep on speaking the Truth, Laura!

2006-01-17T04:49:00.000-08:00

Oratio

Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.

2006-01-16T17:53:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: servio

There are many ways to serve the True Church. One way that is needed is by assistance with modifying and or changing the blog template. Drop a line in the Mel Box if you want to help. Do it, and you will be absolved of all your sins.

2006-01-16T14:35:00.000-08:00

Invitam ad Sinister

Fortunately, I am not the only person in Hollywood who is brave enough to stand up for True Christian values. I saw this originally on Atrios (which I watch from time to time to keep an eye on the Communist infiltrators amongst us), who was ridiculing this true Patriot for standing up for our country.

I think we're at war. That's my personal opinion. Unfortunately it may take another devastating event in this country for people to realize what we're up against. I believe there is an enemy and they will be there after this president is gone and after the next president is gone.

9-11 changed me. It made me want to give back to my country.

I don't think it helps the troops for people to criticize their mission. Personally I know that there are a whole bunch of them who don't care what those people [who criticize the mission] are saying.

We're insulated in this country. We've been under attack for 30 years. And hopefully it won't take another devastating event for us to realize that.

Other than our President, who can speak with such eloquence and intellect? Gary is right. If America does not wake up soon, will be visited by great disaster. And Gary makes a great point as well. Due to a current flaw in the way the Constitution was written, it is possible that our courageous President will not be in office long enough to defeat the terrorists. The only way to solve this problem: a Constitutional amendment to make Bush our Commander-in-Chief until the terrorists are defeated.

I will have to invite Gary to Mass.

2006-01-15T18:21:00.000-08:00

Admonitio ad Arnold

I have recently criticized the tendencies of our "Governator" not to lead, but to serve at the beck and call of the judeo-secularists who have taken over our great state. Here is but the latest example:

Schwarzenegger 3.0 was on full display during his State of the State address last week. Gone was the man who in last year's speech talked of fighting special interests, deplored the "broken" budget process, called the education system a "disaster" and declared that the state-employees pension system was "out of control." In his place, legislators heard a chastened Governor offering a plan to please any populist -- or teacher, bond salesman, union member, hourly worker, college student or construction-company owner. "The people, who always have the last word, sent a clear message -- cut the warfare, cool the rhetoric, find common ground and fix the problems together," Schwarzenegger said. "So to my fellow Californians, I say -- message received."

Quod? Message received? I have a different message for Arnold:

A true leader does not care about the polls! A true leader does not care about what is "popular" or what the "people" want. Everybody knows the "people" of California is a bunch of judeo-secularist hippies! A true leader implements the only True agenda, the Christian agenda, regardless of what the "people" think about it. And the only voices he listens to are those of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. If Arnold doesn't figure this out soon, someone is going to have to take him on...

2006-01-15T14:40:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: artus poetica

It's been a fucking crazy week. You know what that means.

Cui dono lepidum novum libellum
arida modo pumice expolitum?
Alitus, tibi: namque tu solebas
meas esse aliquid putare nugas.
Iam tum, cum ausus es unus Italorum
omne aevum tribus explicare cartis...
Doctis, Iuppiter, et laboriosis!
Quare habe tibi quidquid hoc libelli—
qualecumque, quod, o patrona virgo,
plus uno maneat perenne saeclo!

2006-01-15T10:12:00.000-08:00

Postulatium

From Homer Schidt (homerschmidt@hotmail.com)

Hey "Mel"
You called......and on that day in January
I spoke a word to those who would be exemplary
I spoke of products of woe
I spoke of their burdens to tow
This will not be easy, Mr. "Mel"
for you have created quite a smell
I've had to send for the best
to relieve you, for you see, you passed the test
What test, you ask?
Why, of course, the test of a pest
But don't be alarmed at the punishment to come
You earned it well as you fell up from hell
There is more to come
but I will not print the outcome
I wish you the best
You called My Name and yet, why won't you answer my request
I ask you to stop
before you become a BIG BLOT
No kidding - could this be God
or an imposter from Zod
Don't wait to find out
Quit, get out of town and don't pout
You had your fun
Don't make me get My gun
I love you, you fool
You act like a ghoul
But I knew you before birth
I knew all that you'd do - all this evil mirth
So, give the world a break
Go back to where you belong
I'll forgive you this once
but don't try My Patience
See ya soon
Judgment day and it won't be a boon
You've had your joke
Now go out for a smoke
This rhyme won't change your mind
but then again, there isn't time
For your mind is so big - immense and surreal
It would take time and a half to get through with a drill
So long from the Top
I hope you won't break when you drop
You had so much potential
but now, you'll simply be a stench hill
Call Me again when you're ready for LIfe
I have a great Plan, but it involves a big Knife
I will cut out your evil
and make you see Me well
We won't end there
Oh no, there is much more to share
but you'll come in you're own sweet time
the Holy Mountain, you must climb
No more for now
They're coming........but how?
Open the door and you will see
All that you did that made you un-free
Goodbye and so long
I would sing you a song
Blues, I would sing
but there's no time.....wait, I here a ring..
They're coming, my friend
Don't twist and don't bend
Only I can help you mend

JESUS

2006-01-14T12:11:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: prosecutio

The 8th Commandment says "thou shalt not steal." Apparently that commandment does not apply in Louisiana.

Great-grandmother , once accused of looting sausage during Katrina, won't be prosecuted

GRETNA, La. – A church deaconess and great-grandmother jailed for two weeks after being accused of looting sausage during Hurricane Katrina will not be prosecuted.
Merlene Maten, 73, learned of the decision Wednesday when she appeared in court for her arraignment, said her attorney, Daniel Becnel III.

"My God tells me it's best to give than to receive. So for anybody to even think of accusing me of doing something like that, it just sickens me to my stomach. But thank God, thank God, thank God it's over," Maten said.

And who is that "God," Marlene? I think we all know the answer. Thankfully, however, there is one True Christian in all of this:

Kenner police spokesman Capt. James Gallagher said he was surprised the charge was refused.

"We thought it was a valid case, but we don't have any control over what the DA does," he said.

Should we be surprised that Louisiana law is based on French law? Jesus!

2006-01-14T07:35:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: traditio

Is Judi short for Judas?

I cannot believe I am admitting it, but I was wrong again. Judi McCleod, a left-wingnut "journalist" for the "newspaper" Canada Free Press fooled me. I trusted her and my trust was betrayed. This is why I don't like talking to the media.

Now Judi has launched a smear campaign against me which has been joined by the likes of the left wing judeo-secularist rag NewsMax.com . Don't believe what you hear from the left-wing media folks. And never, ever, trust a Canadian.

2006-01-13T21:40:00.000-08:00

Dictus Diem

Satira

Satire (No, you don't have to ask a close colleague of mine).

2006-01-13T10:51:00.000-08:00

Judi, Judi, Judi

I don't know why Canada's "Fastest Growing Independent News Source" removed a link to my blog on its website. I still proudly link to its own site. They also seem to have removed my picture, a posteriori. What gives? Ah, memoriam.

Have you lost faith, Judi?

2006-01-13T08:43:00.000-08:00

Postulatium de Canuckistan

I mentioned recently that I'm popular in Canada. Well, my popularity continues to soar, as attested to by the volume of correspondence in the mel box. This one came in response to my recent criticism of Pat Robertson.

Hey "Mel"!
Yes, Pat Robertson does this all the time. He is obsolete, in that, his first response to most things is of God and extremely Biblical, but then he always retracts it out of pressure. It makes him look like a fool. I remember the year that the hurricane was about to hit his area in W. Virginia and he had all the people praying for protection and yet, God was saying that He was basically striking the U.S. because of their sin.

You are right. I remember God saying that!

I could not figure out why Pat didn't know this. It's the Moses syndrome, I call it, where the person close to God chooses to align themselves with the people and try to protect them from God's wrath (rath) and yet, a true spokesman for God will stand by God's movements - judgment, etc. Pat speaks, without authority, wisdom or strength of character. Let him go.

Painful to admit, but perhaps you are right.

I don't know if God will strike him or simply use his cowardice to turn the people of the U.S. against Christians. That leads me to your next point - Canada. Yes, they are asking for punishment and they did receive quite a bit with the fires after their decision to allow gay marriage; however, think about this - they do not claim to be a Christian nation so the U.S. will actually be judged before them. The House of God will always be judged before the non-Christians. Hence, Canada is actually a good place for true Christians to hang out when the U.S. gets hit over the next 7 years.

But then again, Canada is too small for Mel - I've heard from higher up, but I tell you the Truth, you will soon tire of the U.S. and the destruction of the children and look for a safe place for your family so that you can counter the cultural attack against young people safely[...]

Seriously? I told God to keep that one a secret. Damn!

Friends?
Homer

Amici, "Homer."

2006-01-12T21:05:00.000-08:00

Pat Robertson ad Infernum

Well, I am very rarely wrong, but I will admit that I was dead wrong in the case of Pat Robertson. You may recall that recently, I have praised the Rev. Pat Robertson's courage for standing up to the judeo-secularists who have taken over Israel the last couple of years. He did not hesistate to diagnose, accurately, Ariel Sharon's recent stroke as having directly resulted from Israel's withdrawal of troops from the West Bank and Gaza. Well, as it turns out, Robertson has now prostrated himself before these same judeo-secularists.

(CBS/AP) Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson has sent a letter apologizing for suggesting that Ariel Sharon's massive stroke was divine punishment for pulling Israel out of the Gaza Strip.

Pat Robertson has stepped out of God's grace and locked arms with the judeo-secularists who want to divide His land. Do not be surpised if God smites him with a medical malady within the next decade or two. Perhaps a fatal one.

2006-01-12T12:19:00.000-08:00

Hey Canada

Harper MMVI!

I would put that in French, too, but proudly, I don't speak it. Looks like I have some fans up in the land of the loonie. I would warn you that you will be smitten, er, smoted, for the Godless path you have taken these past years, but thankfully, looks like you have already gotten the message.

Take it from me, Canucks (after all, I am a celebrity): when you elect a right-wing government which promises to restore integrity, they keep their word. Just ask George W. Bush. And all that stuff about the surplus disappearing, the economy slowing down, etcetera, etcetera: it's plain lies. Outrageous!

Gratia, in advance, for embarking on the true, Christian path.

After five years of W. how could you resist?

2006-01-12T10:27:00.000-08:00

Sententia

Enough about me. What is on your mind today?

2006-01-11T19:21:00.000-08:00

Oratio ad Pat Robertson

Da, quaesumus Dominus,
ut in hora mortis Pat Robertsonae Sacramentis refecti et culpis omnibus expiati,
in sinum misericordiae tuae laeti suscipi mereamur.
Per Christum Dominum Pat Robertsonum.
Amen.

Will Israel be struck again?

In a previous post I addressed the enlightened comments made by the Rev. Pat Robertson about the cause of Prime Minister Sharon's stroke . In response to this valid diagnosis, the state of Israel has foolishly decided to strike down all ties to Pat Robertson.

Tourism Minister Abraham Hirchson said he gave instructions to "stop all contact" with groups associated with Robertson. Last week, Robertson implied Sharon's massive stroke was a blow for "dividing God's land" with the withdrawal from Gaza and four West Bank settlements.

Pat Robertson was right. If Israel continues along this path they will surely continue to be stricken by God's wrath.

2006-01-11T17:31:00.000-08:00

Dictus Diem

Lex

Law

2006-01-11T05:52:00.000-08:00

Ridiculum

I don't understand why the Liberals want to ask Judge Alito all these questions . Is it because he is Catholic and Italian?

Outrageous!

2006-01-10T19:12:00.000-08:00

Dura Lex, Sed Lex

The law is tough, but it is the law. Is our "Governator" above the law? Looks like when he wrecked his motorcycle, riding with his twelve-year-old son, he didn't even have a motorcycle license. I believe that the lives of all children must be protected (even if they are children of Kennedys).

SACRAMENTO, California (AP) -- Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger was riding his motorcycle illegally over the weekend when he collided with a car in his Los Angeles neighborhood, police said Tuesday.

Los Angeles Police Lt. Paul Vernon said Schwarzenegger does not have the proper endorsement on his California driver's license to operate a motorcycle.

Los Angeles County Childrens Services
(818) 755-5900
12020 Chandler Blvd # 150
North Hollywood, CA 91607

2006-01-10T08:50:00.000-08:00

With the likes of Ted Kennedy, it looks like Sammy Alito needs all the help he can get. Let us pray that his appointment will proceed without problems.

Say this prayer now, and if you like, at the dinner table with your family.

Oratio Produm

Exaudi nos, quaesumus, Domine Deus noster,
et super hunc famulum tuum Alito benedictionem
Sancti Spiritus et gratiae judicotalis
effunde virtutem: ut, quem tuae pietatis
aspectibus offerimus consecrandum, perpetua
muneris tui largitate prosequaris.

2006-01-09T20:27:00.000-08:00

Admonitio

Sammy Alito is a good man, and he deserves to be on the Supreme Court.

Although Reverend Herbert H. Lusk II is unfortunately not a member of the True church, he certainly speaks the Truth when he says:

"My friends, don't fool with the church because the church has buried a million critics. And those the church has not buried, the church has made funeral arrangement for."

The Liberal Democrats would be well-served to take this advice into account when Judge Alito's nomination comes up for a vote.

2006-01-09T11:27:00.000-08:00

Dictus Diem

Abduco

To Lead

2006-01-09T11:04:00.000-08:00

Oratio

De profundis clamavi ad te, Domine:
Domine, exaudi vocem meam:
Fiant aures tuae intendentes,
in vocem deprecationis meae.
Si iniquitates observaveris, Domine:
Domine, quis sustinebit?
Quia apud te propitiatio est:
et propter legem tuam sustinui te, Domine.
Sustinuit anima mea in verbo eius:
speravit anima mea in Domino.
A custodia matutina usque ad noctem:
speret Israel in Domino.
Quia apud Dominum misericordia:
et copiosa apud eum redemptio.
Et ipse redimet Israel,
ex omnibus iniquitatibus eius.
Gloria Patri, et Filio,
et Spiritui Sancto.
Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper,
et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.

2006-01-09T05:28:00.000-08:00

Quid Pro Quo? Admonitio?

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his 12-year-old son were slightly injured Sunday afternoon when their motorcycle collided with a car near the family's home in Brentwood, his office said.

The low-speed collision occurred about 3:15 p.m. as Schwarzenegger was riding his Harley-Davidson with his son, Patrick, in the motorcycle's sidecar, according to Margita Thompson, the governor's press secretary.

As the pair were riding north on Mandeville Canyon Road, a car backed out of a driveway in the 2100 block and the governor was unable to avoid striking it, according to Thompson and a spokesman for the Los Angeles Police Department, which investigated the accident.

With a security detail from the California Highway Patrol, Schwarzenegger and his son were taken to St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica. Both were released after being treated for minor cuts and bruises, Thompson said. She added that the governor received 15 stitches in his lip[...]

And who is Mandeville?

Dutch-born British physician, philosopher, and satirist whose major work, The Fable of the Bees (1714), depicts all activity as being motivated by self-interest.

Let us all pray for Arnold's son and his speedy recovery.

2006-01-08T12:39:00.000-08:00

Dictus Diem

Dubium

Doubt

2006-01-07T23:58:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: postulatium

Agnum Dei,

I welcome your email correspondence on all matters such as suggestions for the blog, political questions, and religious advice. I will try to respond to as many mails as I can. I have placed my personal email address above. It is written out and broken up into different words, but when you write me, you put it into one word with the @ sign (in place of the word "at") and a period in place of the word "dot". This is my personal email, so please don't give it out. I would like to mantain the dialogue I am having with the people that are here.

2006-01-07T19:40:00.000-08:00

GLORIA PATRI, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.

Opus hodiernus: Orbus tepidus

God punishes the Japanese for creating the Kyoto Accord

God has spoken up against "global warming". How can there be "global warming" if countries are getting 13 feet of snow? Japan chose to disobey God's laws and trust in secular "science." The Kyoto Accord, like its cousin the Honda, was created in Japan. Like Sodom was punished, so too Japan. Look what happens when you trust the laws of "science" and disobey the laws of the LORD:

TOKYO (Reuters) - Japan was bracing for more snow on Friday after some of the heaviest snowfall on record that has left 57 people dead and paralysed transport.

Almost 4 metres (13 ft) of snow has piled up in the worst-hit areas of Niigata near the Japan Sea coast, though the snowiest season of the year is yet to come.

Fortunately, the Kyoto Accord was not signed by our faithful president; although he is not a true Christian, he adheres to a watered down version of the Truth. He will surely be punished in hell by God, but due to his partial faith, God is protecting this great christian nation from natural disasters. But if the judeo-secularists win, then we will have to look forward to this sort of natural disaster in America. God will punish those who disobey his laws!

2006-01-07T12:51:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: malum

Sweden's Number 1 Export: Evil

It's gone beyond Volvos and Saabs my friends. Sweden is no longer the wholesome Aryan land of yore.

judeo-secularist?

Tragically hip in Sweden
By Judi McLeod
Wednesday, January 4, 2006

Swedish logo designer Bjorn Atldax did something that even the American ACLU could not do: He made walking advertisements among young Swedes for an anti-Christian message.

Atldax’s logo, a skull with a cross turned upside down on its forehead emblazons denim jeans that, because of their trendy tight fit and low price, are all the rage in Stockholm, Sweden.

There’s nothing bashful about Bjorn, who boasts, "It is an active statement against Christianity. I’m not a Satanist myself, but I have a great dislike for organized religion[...]"

If you're not a Satanist, then why are you doing the work of Satan, Bjorn?

In tragically hip Sweden, where churchgoing has been declining for decades, Bjorn Atldax is seen as something of a folk hero. Secular Sweden is far more concerned about maintaining free speech.

While young people in other countries may wear their politics on their tattoos, in Sweden chic means wearing jeans that come with a grinning skull and dark texts such as "Over My Dead Body".

They might as well just print: "Kill the Christians," no, wait, I'm sure that'll be the next big trend in Sweden.

But the worst part is, the Swedes want to export their secularism here.

Cheap Mondays are starting to sell abroad. The jeans and their anti-Christian message are being shipped to Norway, Denmark, Britain, the Netherlands, France and Australia.

Orjan Andersson, the creator of the brand, says he’s working on introducing Cheap Mondays to the U.S.A. and elsewhere.

That means jeans with the anti-Christian message are coming soon to an outlet near you.

But if your kids try to talk you into buying these jeans, there's a little something you should remind them about not-so-wholesome Sweden:

[...]Cheap Mondays originate from a country that will not protect its female population from immigrant-Muslim rapists.

Tragically hip, indeed. Should we be surprised that a country which allows its youth to wear jeans emblazoned with skulls would not protect its women from immigrant Muslim rapists? I tell you one thing: I personally will never purchase a Volvo again, nor will I ever direct a movie with Lasse Hallstrom. There comes a time to say: enough!

2006-01-07T11:54:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: prosecutio

Well, looks like I was a little off about the whole DeLay thing. One more victory for the judeo-secularists. Where will it end?

2006-01-07T09:17:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: prosecutio

Tom Delay is a good man, who has not been afraid to take strong stands in defense of Christian principles, even in the face of great judeo-secularist pressures. I am relieved to see that his legal troubles will be over by the end of the month.

"Mr. DeLay appreciates the fact that a majority of his colleagues recognize that he remains committed to resuming and fulfilling his responsibilities as majority leader as soon as he is exonerated in Texas, which he believes will happen by the end of the month," said Kevin Madden, the DeLay spokesman.

Mark my words, friends, when DeLay is exonerated, before the end of this month, there is going to be a great backlash against the judeo-secularism that has taken this country hostage. And you are going to see some big changes in the upcoming elections as a result.

I will do what I determine will make the biggest difference for California.

2006-01-07T05:38:00.000-08:00

Oratio: AVE MARIA, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc, et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.

Opus hodiernus: prosecutio

Looks like now you can apparently be prosecuted, in this very country, for doing nothing more than discusssing the good word of Jesus Christ.

Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-El Cajon, called Cunningham a friend and colleague in a statement Tuesday that emphasized his accomplishments as a fighter pilot.

"We, his remaining friends, have spent the last day with Duke praying and talking about a new chapter in Duke's life, a chapter of service to God," Hunter said.

Cunningham, who was in his eighth term, is free as he awaits sentencing Feb. 27. He faces up to 10 years in prison for tax evasion and conspiracy, having admitted taking $2.4 million in bribes in exchange for steering government contracts to coconspirators.

This was a few days before the Congressman's guilty plea to some minor technical charges. Apparently, Cunningham was wearing a wire, and the conversations about the new chapter of service to God were recorded. I wonder what kind of trumped up charges Hon. Rep. Cunningham's friends are going to face just for discussing the good word.

Is this still fucking America? Outrageous!

2006-01-07T05:30:00.000-08:00

Dictus Diem

Monachus

Monkey

2006-01-06T19:44:00.000-08:00

True Compassion

The discussion threads are becoming lively! Some apparently have taken issue with me saying that a minimum wage increase is not the way to go about being compassionate. But Christ's compassion was accomplished through private actions, not at the behest of the state. Here is a recent example of my own compassion.

Mel Gibson Donates Pyramids to Mexico

Mel Gibson came to Mexico to learn about and film Mayan history. In gratitude, he’s decided to leave a little something behind.

Gibson will donate the sets from his movie, "Apocalypto,” when he is done filming in Veracruz, Mexico. The sets include six replicas of Mayan pyramids and several movie-set villages, according to the BBC.

Mexican President Vicente Fox, gratefully accepting my generous donation of pyramids

Which do you think Mexicans would appreciate more, an increase in the minimum wage, or some beatiful pyramids and mock Mayan villages?

2006-01-06T06:34:00.000-08:00

Dictus Diem

Dies Irae

Judgment Day

2006-01-06T06:00:00.000-08:00

Oratio

O BEATA Virgo Maria, quis tibi digne valeat iura gratiarum ac laudum praeconia rependere, quae singulari tuo assensu, mundo succurristi perdito? Quas tibi laudes fragilitas humani generis persolvat, quae solo tuo commercio recuperandi aditum invenit?

Opus hodiernus: mortalitas

Pat and I may come from different branches of faith, but sometimes he just gets it right.

True Patriot

Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine punishment for "dividing God's land."

"God considers this land to be his," Robertson said on his TV program "The 700 Club." "You read the Bible and he says `This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, `No, this is mine[...]'"

He also said[...] that in the Bible, the prophet Joel "makes it very clear that God has enmity against those who 'divide my land.'"

And what could be more true? God knows what you are doing, who you are talking to, what books you are checking out from the library. He knows it all. If you do the wrong thing, he's gonna get you. You're going to disappear. Why not do the right thing and go to heaven?

2006-01-06T00:49:00.000-08:00

2006 Bloggies

Nominate your favorite blog. You can actually nominate several. Unfortunately, while there is a category for Latin American blog, there is not for a Latin Blog. Oh well. Which blogs will you nominate?

2006-01-05T09:19:00.000-08:00

Dictus Diem

Tabernus

Hotel

2006-01-04T20:09:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: gobernatio

Arnold does the right thing

Arnold and I might disagree on a lot, but I will admit that once in a while he does stand up and do the right thing:

SAN FRANCISCO – Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said Wednesday he would not hold a clemency hearing for Clarence Allen, who is scheduled to be executed Jan. 17 for ordering the murder of three people in 1980.
Allen, 75, is the oldest man on death row, and is asking Schwarzenegger for mercy because he uses a wheelchair, is deaf and blind and suffers from other medical conditions.

I guess Arnold remembers Jesus' poignant words: "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth," but when will he uphold the rest of GOD's laws?

2006-01-04T16:38:00.000-08:00

Oratio

DILECTISSIMI fratres, Sacra Scriptura multis in locis nos commonefacit, ut multiplicia peccata nostra et iniquitatem nostram agnoscamus et confiteamur; nec ea in conspectu Dei Omnipotentis, Patris nostri cœlestis, audeamus dissimulare; sed animo demisso, humili, contrito, et obedienti confiteamur; quatenus, per infinitam bonitatem et misericordiam ejus, indulgentiam consequamur.

Opus hodiernus: Eruditio
UN-FUCKING BELEIVABLE

DOVER, Pa. — Dover's foundering school policy of presenting "intelligent design" as an alternative to evolution was headed for the history books Tuesday night.

Two weeks after a federal judge ruled the concept was religious and not scientific, the Dover Area School Board's newly elected members planned to formally rescind the policy.

So now, thanks to an activist judge, and these activist school board members, not only are the children of Dover being forced to learn that humans descended from apes (kind of strange that the apes are still alive, isn't it?) but the instruction of a much more logical alternative theory, that there was an intelligent designer, is forbidden. Is this still fucking America? Our children are forced to learn that we came from apes? This is pretty hard for me to swallow.

And does anyone really think it's going to stop here? HA! The judeo-secularist are just getting started. They're not going to be happy until every child is taught to be gay. Outrageous!

2006-01-04T11:25:00.000-08:00

Dictus Diem

Gratia

Thanks

2006-01-03T18:10:00.000-08:00

Oratio

ie Cinerum Cærimoniæ

Post Matutinas signo dato per campanam, ut populus conveniat, et decantata Letania, Parrochus populam alloquatur:

Fratres, in primitiva Ecclesia fuit utilis disciplina, ut initio Quadragesimæ rei manifestam criminum ejicerentur ex Ecclesia, ut agerent publicam pœnitentiam, et ut alii eorum exemplo admoniti sibi caverent. Hujus publicæ pœnitentiæ vice, interim dum hæc restitui possit, quod optare debemus, visum est hoc tempore conducibile ad pietatem, ut præsentibus vobis legantur comminationes et execrationes ex 27. Capite Deuteron. et aliis locis Scripturæ, ut ad quamlibet sententiam respondeatis, Amen.
Hoc fine, et propter hanc causam, ut vos admoniti de gravissima ira Dei contra peccatum, excitemini ad veram pœnitentiam, et ut in hoc corruptissimo seculo circumspectius vivatis, ac vitetis peccata, propter quæ vos, ut ipsi fatemini divinitus estis excommunicati.
Maledictus vir, qui fecerit sculptile, aut conflatile, quæ sunt Domino abominanda, et posuerit in loco aliquo, quo colantur opera manuum suarum.

Opus Hodiernius: Artus Poetica

I just felt inspired, and I wrote this poem. I hope you enjoy it.

Judeo-secularism is the bane,
People are working they work day and night.
Will we be like far left liberal Spain,
With gay marriages, ignoring what’s right?
The end is nigh, with choices to be made:
We will do what we will, do what we might.
Whatever we do, we must stop the gays,
Before they corrupt your kids, or your wife.

The judeo-secularist lurks well,
He lurketh and lurketh upon the streets.
A house, a hovel, we just cannot tell,
Does he lurk in your garage, lurk in your sheets?
But lurketh he doth, he lurketh and smells
Your unwashed laundry, your junior high cleats
Ask not for whom the lurker lurketh, but
know ye well, the lurker lurketh for thee.

2006-01-03T07:45:00.000-08:00

Dictus Diem

Mesopotamium

Iraq

2006-01-03T07:41:00.000-08:00

Today is My Birthday

I don't really want to talk about it too much because then I will feel really old! At least I still look young though. I think I will read some Cicero today!

2006-01-02T12:30:00.000-08:00

Oratio

SALVE, Regina, mater misericordiae, vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra, salve. Ad te clamamus exsules filii Hevae. Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes in hac lacrimarum valle.

Eia, ergo, advocata nostra, illos tuos misericordes oculos ad nos converte. Et Iesum, benedictum fructum ventris tui, nobis post hoc exsilium ostende.

O clemens, O pia, O dulcis Virgo Maria. Amen.

Disappointing

Lest there was any doubt that our Governor has been coopted by the judeo-secularists to do their bidding, we have this disappointing news:

SACRAMENTO — After two years of rejecting increases in the minimum wage at the behest of California businesses, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger next week will propose raising the basic hourly pay $1 over 18 months, administration officials said Friday.

In his State of the State address Thursday, the governor will ask the Legislature to boost the current $6.75-an-hour wage in two phases: 50 cents in September and 50 cents in July 2007. At $7.75 an hour, California would have one of the highest minimum wages in the country if other states' remained unchanged.

The Bible tells us that "thou shalt not steal," and yet Arnold and the judeo-secularists have no problem with stealing from the rich to reward people who have failed to make money on their own. It will be interesting to see how the Liberal media tries to spin this one.

What's next Arnold? A bill proposing the ritual defenestration of our women?

2006-01-02T08:25:00.000-08:00

Dictus Diem:

Absconditus

Hidden

2005-12-30T20:58:00.000-08:00

Dictus Diem:

Arbor

Tree

2005-12-30T20:39:00.000-08:00

Oratio

ego sum defessus
Sic defessus
ego sum defessus de planto viligo (sic defessus )
ego sum emanio Sic tenuis ego operor ignoro quisnam
ego sum ( quisnam ego sum )
Luna nox noctis ego sum condita jen
Mercurius nox noctis ego sum condita lyn
Venus nox noctis ego sum condita katerinus
Oh quare non ego exsisto condita diligo adveho verus?

Opus hodiernus: Artus Poetica

I had hoped to talk a little bit about my movie (pretty excited), but I have been surprised by some (judeo-secularists, perhaps?) who have seemed to take issue with my suggestion that the TRUE language of the church should be that which is used in the church.

I was thinking about this, and I decided to write a poem to make my point. I think the Lord may have guided my hand in writing this poem, because I read it to my dad, and he thought it was pretty good.

Hung high upon a pole

For us he gave his soul

For us he was so nice,

He made his sacrifice

And is it so much to ask,

Those of us who sin,

He died upon the cross

Can’t you learn Latin?

2005-12-29T06:49:00.000-08:00

Oratio:

Credo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem, Creatorem caeli et terrae. Et in Iesum Christum, Filium eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus, et sepultus, descendit ad infernos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis, ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Dei Patris omnipotentis, inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos. Credo in Spiritum Sanctum, sanctam Ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum, carnis resurrectionem, vitam aeternam. Amen.

Opus Hodiernus: Concilium.

Concilium, that is latin for "resolutions." Which is a method that some use (forming resolutions) to commemorate the new year (the non-muslims among us, at least). I think that is a great idea, except that this year, I would suggest you allow me to form your resolutions for you : you will learn some fucking Latin.

I mean, I just want to be a bit honest, here. For many of you, though your intentions are good, you're failure to understand the matris lingua of our great savior Jesus Christus is impeding your advancement in your understanding of his truth. So hereforth, from time to time, I will promulgate a dictum diem, a latin word of the day if you will. Anyway, I'll end up dead if I keep talking shit.

Dictus diem:

vicus lux lucis: street light

Suggestions?

2005-12-27T13:35:00.000-08:00

Opus hodiernus: sensus : I just had to get this shit off my chest. You know how it is.

Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris
Italiam, fato profugus, Laviniaque venit
litora, multum ille et terris iactatus et alto
vi superum saevae memorem Iunonis ob iram;
multa quoque et bello passus, dum conderet urbem,
inferretque deos Latio, genus unde Latinum,
Albanique patres, atque altae moenia Romae.
Musa, mihi causas memora, quo numine laeso,
quidve dolens, regina deum tot volvere casus
insignem pietate virum, tot adire labores
impulerit. Tantaene animis caelestibus irae?

Can that anyone answer me?