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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Interim Israeli Prime Minister Requests God to Smite Him

It has been well established that he who divides God's land faces a clear penalty: instant smotation. In a bizarre turn of events, the interim Prime Minister of Israel, Ehud Ohlmert, has asked God to take his life. Said Mr Olmert:

"We cannot continue to control parts of the territories where most of the Palestinians live...The choice between allowing Jews to live in all parts of the land of Israel and living in a state with a Jewish majority mandates giving up parts of the Land of Israel," he added.

By now, everyone in the world knows that when you try to divide God’s land, he will punish you. I guess being Prime Minister of Israel is such a stressful job that Israel's leaders prefer death.


Speaking of the Jews I got an interesting email from a reader who asked me about the Jews and their sexuality.

Their question was simple, and one that man has asked for thousands of years: Which came first, the homosexual or the Jew?

It has been a long known fact within the True Church that Judaism is a strong supporter of homosexuality. Here is what wikipedia has to say about judeo-secularists' views on homosexuality:

As such, they do not prohibit ordination of gays and lesbians as rabbis and cantors. They view Levitical laws as sometimes seen to be referring to prostitution, making it a stand against Jews adopting the idolatrous fertility cults and practices of the neighbouring Canaanite nations rather than a blanket condemnation of same-sex intercourse or homosexuality. Reform authorities consider that, in light of what is seen as current scientific evidence about the nature of homosexuality as a biological sexual orientation, a new interpretation of the law is required.

I think we as a society must not be afraid to ask ourselves questions which may be perceived as "taboo" by some. So now, we are discussing an issue that has been asked for ages, or at least thought:

Is Judaism the source of homosexuality or is homosexuality the source of Judaism?

I welcome your thoughts.


Blogger GreyGuy said...

As a gay Jew, all I can say on this subject is that I wish I could meet a nice Jewish boy.

2:05 PM  
Blogger Robot Buddha said...

Only God or a pre-Vatican II Pope could answer that one, Mel.

As for the Israel situation, it's clear that things are going get a bit smotey before too long. Let us pray...

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Homer said...

The Truth is hard to find these days, but sometimes you can get a glimpse of it and everything after that becomes very clear. Stop serving the "kool aid" fake Mel - you're killing us! A step of Truth for the brave and a true antidote for this site:

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Lord Longshanks, why is it that your God only punishes?

oh sorry wrong question see this planet with a 360 world view would truly be sacred and surely be holy.

That notion would upset the balance of power and ones perceived right to act without consequence or suffer without reward.

I beg your pardon my were setting up to push someone out a window.

4:40 AM  
Blogger joe said...

Nice, Jews and gays...

Hiter would be proud.

2:13 PM  
Blogger Ban Barber said...

In the days
when Gays
were fond of Hungarian meat
I thought that I did
tell them that it's mostly pork
so you would be a dork
if you were a gay jew
and ate Hungarian stew.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Joseph V. Djugashvili said...

Joe, Hitler was an underachiever...ONLY 20 MILLION?!

Pshaw, Stalind did a much better job.

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neither! Leviticus, 20:13 in fact says that a man who sleeps with a man shall be put to death since it is an abomination. Practicing Jews follow this - that homosexuality is strictly forbidden. What Bible or version of Leviticus have you been reading?

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just to clarify: the death punishment was only upheld during temple times. Practicing Jews just hold that homosexual relationships are forbidden

8:58 AM  
Anonymous E. Villegas said...

well, Mel. I always knew you were jew hating catholic fascist. Stick your "real" church up your ass.

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since the Vatican is using its pandeism to bring all the religions together under one umbrella, I guess we'll all be gay Jews soon...

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The person who owns this site is a Mel hater because Mel is HOT, SEXY and VERY TALENTED and your a jealous IDIOT!

5:13 PM  

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