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THE SITE THAT "MEL GIBSON" DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

"With anti-Christian sentiment on the rise in North America and abroad, the launch of this new bog [sic] couldn’t have been timelier...If you’re a discouraged Christian worried about the future, a visit to www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com is like an elixir and sends you on your way with newfound hope."
Judi McLeod, Owner, Canada Free Press

"[The site] is filled with anti-Semitic comments and other outrageous statements, much of them in Latin."
Left-wing rag Newsmax.com

"[I]t made me snarf my cran juice all over the screen."
Antonia Zerbisias, Media Critic, The Toronto Star

"Catch it while you can..." Newsweek



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Monday, January 23, 2006

New Case of Mad Cow Disease Confirmed in Canada








What is the chance of a cow coming down with Mad Cow Disease the same day that Canadians go to the polls to decide whether to end 13 years of judeo-secularism? Zero, unless it is a warning sent by God to Canadians that they must give Stephen Harper a majority government. If they do not, I predict things will get much, much, worse for Canadian cows. And Bon Jovi.

4 Comments:

Anonymous LatinMasslover said...

"Fish on Fridays," Mel! I've yet to hear of a single case of "Mad Fish Disease!"

4:53 PM  
Blogger Brian Hamilton said...

Isn't it strange that many recent cases of bird flu have been discovered in ... Turkey?! Geez, like I couldn't see THAT comin.

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Homer - your friend?? said...

I've got something to say about this site. It's like a cure, and yet, you have to read it really slow. Try it now - don't stop until you read it all --- surprises at the end for the faithful! www.resurrectionpower.com/page789.htm

Peace, bro!

12:29 AM  
Blogger tomax7 said...

Mad Cow disease eh? Sounds like something out of a Grade "B" sci-fi movie.

I'm sure it is a result of cows injesting carbon monoxide, and Kyoto accord should ban all cows.

The methane they produce will make Mars Attack like a church picnic.

9:10 PM  

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