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THE SITE THAT "MEL GIBSON" DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

"With anti-Christian sentiment on the rise in North America and abroad, the launch of this new bog [sic] couldn’t have been timelier...If you’re a discouraged Christian worried about the future, a visit to www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com is like an elixir and sends you on your way with newfound hope."
Judi McLeod, Owner, Canada Free Press

"[The site] is filled with anti-Semitic comments and other outrageous statements, much of them in Latin."
Left-wing rag Newsmax.com

"[I]t made me snarf my cran juice all over the screen."
Antonia Zerbisias, Media Critic, The Toronto Star

"Catch it while you can..." Newsweek



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Sunday, February 05, 2006

Opus hodiernus: fructus per tactus




Tag - you're it!

Isn't the internets a fun place? I can share my views on politics, religion and the like, but I have also made some friends (but mostly enemies). I was recently "tagged" by Johnny Sutra. He asked me to fill out this little questionaire, so here we go!



Seven things I say:

1. Outrageous!
2. Oh fuck, a lot of those guys pulled a boner.
3. Pater noster.
4. Feminists don't like me, and I don't like them.
5. They [the gays] take it up the ass.
6. Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?
7. ...[M]en and women are just different. They are not equal. The same way that you and I are not equal.

Seven books I like

1. Latin Bible
2. Summae Theoligiae (Latin version), Thomas Aquinas
3. Quaestiones disputatae (Latin version), Aquinas
4. Any books by Pope Lucius III
5. Any books by Pope Innocent IV
6. The International Jew - The World's Foremost Problem, by Henry Ford
7. Inside the Passion, an Insider's Look at the Passion of the Christ

Seven movies I like:

1. The Passion of the Christ
2. Quo Vadis?
3. The 10 Commandments
4. Lethal Weapon I
5. Lethal Weapon II
6. Ben Hur
7. Lethal Weapon III

Seven things I cannot do:

1. accept judeo-secularism
2. sue myself again
3. follow the progressive Vatican II "Church"
4. make a bad movie
5. keep a mock Mayan village and pyramids for myself when the Mexicans are so poor and have so little
6. live without Latin
7. auto-fellatio

Seven things I have to do before I die:

1. learn more Latin dialects
2. physically re-enact Christ's last day
3. destroy judeo-secularism
4. make a movie about Christ's conception
5. run for governor and then president
6. re-write the U.S. constitution based on the teachings of the True Church
7. Get the high score on Grand Theft Auto

Seven things I like about cities:

1. there are more members of the True Church
2. more sinners to convert
3. judeo-secularism is in full view, it is easier to battle
4. the gays and the judeo-secularists are concentrated in a small area, making it easier for God to smite them
5. lots of consumers for my movies
6. Latin is understood by more people
7. Pizza (ancient Roman style)

I welcome your comments, both from amici and hostili alike. If any of you wish to answer the same questions please feel free to do so in the comments section.

11 Comments:

Anonymous The Divine Miss El said...

Yes, the internets IS a fun place, Virginia - I mean, anti-Mel.

11:52 PM  
Blogger Robot Buddha said...

A very informative post, Mel. I've been worried about you recently...haven't heard from you and I didn't see at the Latin Bingo Night.

"O XXIIV" Was all I needed to win but some Franciscan Nun shout out "Bingo."

4:11 PM  
Blogger tomax7 said...

wasn't pizza invented by the chinese?

10:16 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

No auto-fellatio for you, eh? Pity ;o)

2:55 PM  
Blogger Ban Barber said...

One more thing:

Mel Gibson: We both know why I was transferred. Everyone thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked.

Danny Glover: I'm too old for this shit!

2:44 PM  
Blogger ICUAsherah said...

I can understand how views of one book may differ from person to person, however "fact" cannot be disputed.
I am curious as to what bible do you base your religous beliefs upon because from what I have read, on your page, it seems as if you are following man,(pagan) and not the Holy Bible.
Man created the mixture, well actually it was Constantine, and as a result all pagan holidays became holy. Saturnalia became Christmas, Lupercalia became Valentines, Festival of the Goddess of the dawn became Easter. All of Christianitys major holidays are based in paganism. The facts are plain to see. No where in the holy bible will you see any of these holidays. A true believer in the Saviour and The Heavenly Father follow the bible and not man.
If you really want the truth then you need to get your bible, an unabridged dictionary, a concordance and visit my site, WHERE THE TRUTH IS AT! But be warned! The truth may hurt so be prepared!
Other than the misleading religous banter, your site was pretty entertaining!

3:53 PM  
Blogger juliep123 said...

Mel Gibson, I love you. You truly raise the bar for how extreme Hollywood stars can be when it comes to playing politics (of course, if you want to make political publicity stunts, go ahead man). I'm glad you're the Republican party's new celebrity mascot. Have fun making your next appearance on CBN (Conservative Bullshitting Netwok).

9:48 AM  
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1:57 PM  
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4:26 AM  
Anonymous gemma 7 said...

Hello Mr. Gibson, JM+JT
So... How do I know this is really you and not just some guy with too much free time on his hands? Just a thought...
Anyhow, I'm going to ask a question you've probably been asked a thousand times already - How come you aren't making movies about great saints like St. John of the Cross or the Martyrs of Compiegne (or St. Gemma :D)? It's difficult for a devoted Trad to find a good selection of movies "pro gloria Dei".
Another question: Do you really know Alex Jones? Most of what he says rings true for me. I just wondered what position you take on those matters, and, if you have the same sense I do about it all, will you take a stand?
I've also been wondering how your daughter is doing, as I heard she had a desire to be a nun or sister? Not an easy road. What Order has she chosen?
Not that I expect answers on these questions, but I thought I'd make an effort :).
God bless you and make you labors fruitful.
In the heart of Jesus,
J.N.

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr Mel,
I so appreciate your movie the passion but for His Death and resurecction we would have no Salvation, the Jews did not kill Christ, He gave His life for many be they Jew or Gentile. He's alive and He has redeemed any one who will follow Him.
Devoted to Him,
Melissa Humphress

8:16 AM  

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