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THE SITE THAT "MEL GIBSON" DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

"With anti-Christian sentiment on the rise in North America and abroad, the launch of this new bog [sic] couldn’t have been timelier...If you’re a discouraged Christian worried about the future, a visit to www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com is like an elixir and sends you on your way with newfound hope."
Judi McLeod, Owner, Canada Free Press

"[The site] is filled with anti-Semitic comments and other outrageous statements, much of them in Latin."
Left-wing rag Newsmax.com

"[I]t made me snarf my cran juice all over the screen."
Antonia Zerbisias, Media Critic, The Toronto Star

"Catch it while you can..." Newsweek



the mel box: malibu church of the holy family at yahoo dot com





satIRE

...get it?


Friday, February 10, 2006

Viva Californium, et viva Scandinavium



Just when I think that the situation in my state is hopeless, that judeo-secularist and homosexual radicals have imposed their tyranny upon it, it does something to make me proud. It shows its support for Denmark:


NEW LEGOLAND PLANS DETAILED

CARLSBAD - 02/07/06 - LEGOLAND California chalked-up positive revenue results for 2005 with its parent company unveiling plans for a major expansion at the Southern California theme park and a fifth theme park - probably somewhere in North America - within the next five years.


More than just an expansion of a theme park, this represents a clear, unambiguous, message to all these crazed bearded fundamentalists who want to tell the Danes and the good people of the world what to do. That message is: Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione; noli me vocate. Ego te vocabo.

By the way, I've seen a lot of people out there putting Danish flags on their website to show their solidarity with the country. That is a good first step, but if you want to truly show your support, you need to have Danish text on your flag, not English. Because if Islamics get pissed off by Danish flags, just imagine how much more pissed they'll be if there is Danish text, too.

17 Comments:

Blogger Lil' Sniper said...

Dear Mr. Mel Gibson,

You are a good actor amd everything and I am allowd to watch your movies but you are going to Hell because the Catholics are the "hore of Babalon." and the Pope pretends he is The Lord God Jesus Christ and you are cannibles.

To you like Playstation?

Do you really shoot all the guns in your movies.

Is Danny Gluver a nice colored man?

10:29 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

Lil Sniper,

Danny Glover is a very nice colored man. I am sure that he would never speak about things at a funeral that weren't nice. Shooting guns is fun, but lately I have become more interested in bloody ritualistic torture. You should check it out.

As for the Church, it is clear that you are not talking about the True Church, but rather, the radical left-wing progressive post Vatican II church led by Joseph Ratzinger. I recommend you start visiting this site, and learn some more about the True Church, the Latin Church.

I liked Playstation until they refused my proposal for Passion of the Christ: The Video Game. It was then that I realized that it is a video-gaming platform which is designed by and for homosexual judeo-secularists.

Perhaps you might consider reading some Virgil instead?

11:52 AM  
Blogger Lil' Sniper said...

I like the Aenied because of the killing. Those guys were faggy though but I like the swords. And then that part he was with Dildo in the Cave was nasty.

The Vice President shot a guy. I wrote a report on it.

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Out of the ruins
Out of the wreckage
Can't make the same mistake this time
We are the children
The last generation
We are the ones they left behind

We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond the Thunderdome.

We Don't Need Another Hero
Tina Turner.


It is my prayer life becomes less hardened for you, lil' sniper.

5:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way lil' sniper, sometimes movies can be really scary and there is guidance for that.

Also, law enforcement officers are always on the look out for dangerous situations like the one pictured here.

If something dangerous is happening you need to talk it out with a responsible adult.

You may need to sort out thier political motivations first.

I know, sometimes it can be very difficult to raise adults.

You have my prayers.

5:56 AM  
Blogger Gordon Cloud said...

Now the Muslims are burning down Kentucky Fried Chicken. If someone doesn't do something they will destroy civilization as we know it.

Maybe it's time for another Lethal Weapon?

2:46 PM  
Blogger Robot Buddha said...

You've been busy!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,184668,00.html

I saw this over at www.jewschool.com and thought you might be interested.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Doug Hoffman said...

Mel, you must be awfully busy with your new movie or something. Not many posts lately!

Right now, I'm trying to convince my wife why the Mass should be held in Latin (makes the congregant feel as though he's part of something thousands of years old -- that sort of thing). Her point is that by holding the Mass in Latin, the priest misses out on an opportunity for propaganda. What do you think?

6:24 PM  
Blogger joe said...

I've visited several catholic churches that hold a latin mass, though most of them also hold english mass, and one I visited in South florida also held a spanish mass.

Maybe try a few more churches.

1:30 AM  
Anonymous Doug Hoffman said...

Hey, Mel, I miss ya. What are you up to these days?

8:31 PM  
Blogger Leia said...

What happened, "Mel?"

Did you go to shi*t and the Mayans ate you?

5:56 PM  
Blogger juliep123 said...

Well, Mr. Gibson, at least you support the great nation of Denmark (Jeg er 50% Dansk). It really surprises me that you would choose to do so, considering that Denamrk is a very liberal (!) country with lots of birth control, abortion, gays, illegitimacy, taxes, public education, atheism, and porn. I wonder how well your little "Passion of the Christ" did in theatres over there. I thank you again for supporting global free speech.

3:05 PM  
Anonymous foxy said...

Mel,
when do you come out pf the closet?

7:52 AM  
Blogger tomax7 said...

hey mel, whats the Latin word for demented?

4:04 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

You may have mastered Latin, but you shall never control the Republican Party's secret weather machine.

They use it to make it snow during the summer, just to mess with farmers.

3:19 PM  
Blogger Devil's Advocate said...

Your rantings are meaningless. The agendas of the "powers that be" will come to pass, regardless of your whining.

9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Test

3:16 PM  

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