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Things Mel Gibson Has Actually Said
The Holocaust: "Why are they calling her a Nazi? ... Because modern secular Judaism wants to blame the Holocaust on the Catholic Church. And it's a lie. And it's revisionism. And they've been working on that one for a while."
New Yorker September 25, 2003
The Economy: "Oh, fuck. A lot of those guys pulled a boner. There's something to do with the Federal Reserve that Lincoln did, Kennedy did and Reagan tried. I can't remember what it was, my dad told me about it. Everyone who did this particular thing that would have fixed the economy got undone. Anyway, I'll end up dead if I keep talking shit."
Playboy, July 1995
The Gays :"They take it up the ass."
El Pais January, 1992
His Own Sexuality: "Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?"
El Pais
Vatican II: Vatican II corrupted the institution of the church. Look at the main fruits: dwindling numbers and pedophilia."
Time January 27, 2003
Stem Cell Research: "...Are we going to turn women into egg factories using follicle-stimulating-hormone drugs, which are known to cause cancer?"
National Review , November 1 2004
Evolution: "...I think it's bullshit. If it isn't, why are they [monkeys and apes] still around? How come apes aren't people yet? It's a nice theory, but I can't swallow it. There's a big credibility gap. The carbon dating thing that tells you how long something's been around, how accurate is that, really? I've got one of Darwin's books at home and some of that stuff is pretty damn funny. Some of his stuff is true, like that the giraffe has a long neck so it can reach the leaves. But I just don't think you can swallow the whole piece."
Playboy, July 1995
posted by Cheney08 | 5:52 PM
4 Comments:
Haha... and he seems so smart in films.
Just goes to show you that about every wealthy person in hollywood has to come up with some crazy faith. I guess some had to turn to normal old school crazy christianity. Almost refreshing among all the scientology...
R2K
LOL. I know this site isn't real...Mel is much crazier than this.
Great satire!!
oh jesus....hahahahaha....gasp....
"Evolution: "...I think it's bullshit. If it isn't, why are they [monkeys and apes] still around? How come apes aren't people yet? It's a nice theory, but I can't swallow it. There's a big credibility gap. The carbon dating thing that tells you how long something's been around, how accurate is that, really? I've got one of Darwin's books at home and some of that stuff is pretty damn funny. Some of his stuff is true, like that the giraffe has a long neck so it can reach the leaves. But I just don't think you can swallow the whole piece."
Playboy, July 1995"
Holy crap! HE'S FIGURED IT OUT!!! THERE ARE STILL MONKEYS! THEREFORE WE DIDN'T EVOLVE FROM MONKEYS! CRAP! CALL THE ANTI-POPE! THE JIG IS UP!
Man, crackpots make me so happy. "How accurate is this carbon dating stuff, anyways?" That's a question from someone who didn't really read up much on it, isn't it? That's like, "These king cobras, how deadly are they anyways?" Well, they really don't have to be more or less deadly to do the job, do they?
maybe, "That chick, how pregnant is she?"
"My head, how much of it is full of plaster?"
I really can't stop giggling. That is the nearest thing to hanging a sign, with an upward-pointing arrow, around your neck, and writing "Freaking Moron" on it upside down. oh jeez that's going to tickle me for the rest of the night. in a good way.
Surely his most expressive quote: "Pocahontas, look at me. I would rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you."
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