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THE SITE THAT "MEL GIBSON" DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

"With anti-Christian sentiment on the rise in North America and abroad, the launch of this new bog [sic] couldn’t have been timelier...If you’re a discouraged Christian worried about the future, a visit to www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com is like an elixir and sends you on your way with newfound hope."
Judi McLeod, Owner, Canada Free Press

"[The site] is filled with anti-Semitic comments and other outrageous statements, much of them in Latin."
Left-wing rag Newsmax.com

"[I]t made me snarf my cran juice all over the screen."
Antonia Zerbisias, Media Critic, The Toronto Star

"Catch it while you can..." Newsweek



the mel box: malibu church of the holy family at yahoo dot com





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...get it?


Saturday, January 14, 2006

Opus hodiernus: prosecutio

The 8th Commandment says "thou shalt not steal." Apparently that commandment does not apply in Louisiana.




Great-grandmother , once accused of looting sausage during Katrina, won't be prosecuted

GRETNA, La. – A church deaconess and great-grandmother jailed for two weeks after being accused of looting sausage during Hurricane Katrina will not be prosecuted.
Merlene Maten, 73, learned of the decision Wednesday when she appeared in court for her arraignment, said her attorney, Daniel Becnel III.

"My God tells me it's best to give than to receive. So for anybody to even think of accusing me of doing something like that, it just sickens me to my stomach. But thank God, thank God, thank God it's over," Maten said.


And who is that "God," Marlene? I think we all know the answer. Thankfully, however, there is one True Christian in all of this:


Kenner police spokesman Capt. James Gallagher said he was surprised the charge was refused.

"We thought it was a valid case, but we don't have any control over what the DA does," he said.


Should we be surprised that Louisiana law is based on French law? Jesus!

13 Comments:

Blogger Thomas said...

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3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of ...thou shalt not steal, Mel, have you ever considered looking into Halliburton or Brown/Root Services? What is all that construction they are doing in Afghanistan???? Summer home for Bin Laden? (Oh, that's right, we haven't been able to find him.)

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on. Aren't you finished screwing around with this ridiculous blog? Everyone in the media knows you're not Mel Gibson. By the time the lawsuits hit, you're going to be one sorry ***hole.

Listen, pseudo-Mel, the real Mel Gibson is a fine human being. YOU, on the other hand, are anything BUT that.

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thomas,
Your instincts are right this site is fake. This guy is putting a phony blog in order to poke fun at the true Mel Gibson and his fans. He even went so far as to bragg about "punking" a publication called "The Free Canadian Press", a conservative online magazine. He has since removed his comments which initially appeared on a liberal web site called the daily Kos. He is trying to hold on to the game here,and can't let go of the joke. He's just a lier and a jerk. A Loser. Don't be fooled.

5:18 PM  
Blogger shelly said...

You can't possibly be Mel Gibson!I'm convinced now that you are a fraud.
How dare you try and ruin his image and character!!!

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Johnny S. said...

There has got be a way to keep these Canadian Leftist/Socialists off your site, Mel. It's terrible! Planting fake stories about you in moonbat blogs, calling you names. Enough is enough! I'd say what's really on my mind but I went to Confession today, and I don't want to risk it. May Peace be with you, Mr. Gibson.

7:37 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Anonymi,

You guys are obviously Communist. I will continue to stand up for the True Church. I don't care what everyone in the judeo-secularist media says. You can come on this site, and you can trash me. But I am going to call you out . You are all hypocrites.

11:25 PM  
Anonymous South Pa said...

Mel, is there any special symbolism in the fact that you are touching your LEFT eye in the photo?

2:26 AM  
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6:03 AM  
Blogger Matt Drudge, Jr. said...

Now you're getting play from NewsMax, "Mel."

Ever heard of NIMBusters?

8:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mel, I just read about a woman in Fridays Vancouver Sun Newspaper who was sued $700,000 for defaming the character of several individuals on the internet.Either I hope you have deep pockets and know what you are doing!

8:24 AM  
Blogger tomax7 said...

ummm...

2:28 PM  
Anonymous South Purr said...

No comments on the symbolism, Anti-Mel, of the sinistra hand rubbing the sinistra eye?

12:38 AM  

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