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THE SITE THAT "MEL GIBSON" DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

"With anti-Christian sentiment on the rise in North America and abroad, the launch of this new bog [sic] couldn’t have been timelier...If you’re a discouraged Christian worried about the future, a visit to www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com is like an elixir and sends you on your way with newfound hope."
Judi McLeod, Owner, Canada Free Press

"[The site] is filled with anti-Semitic comments and other outrageous statements, much of them in Latin."
Left-wing rag Newsmax.com

"[I]t made me snarf my cran juice all over the screen."
Antonia Zerbisias, Media Critic, The Toronto Star

"Catch it while you can..." Newsweek



the mel box: malibu church of the holy family at yahoo dot com





satIRE

...get it?


Thursday, December 29, 2005

Oratio:



Credo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem, Creatorem caeli et terrae. Et in Iesum Christum, Filium eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus, et sepultus, descendit ad infernos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis, ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Dei Patris omnipotentis, inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos. Credo in Spiritum Sanctum, sanctam Ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum, carnis resurrectionem, vitam aeternam. Amen.





Opus Hodiernus: Concilium.

Concilium, that is latin for "resolutions." Which is a method that some use (forming resolutions) to commemorate the new year (the non-muslims among us, at least). I think that is a great idea, except that this year, I would suggest you allow me to form your resolutions for you : you will learn some fucking Latin.

I mean, I just want to be a bit honest, here. For many of you, though your intentions are good, you're failure to understand the matris lingua of our great savior Jesus Christus is impeding your advancement in your understanding of his truth. So hereforth, from time to time, I will promulgate a dictum diem, a latin word of the day if you will. Anyway, I'll end up dead if I keep talking shit.

Dictus diem:

vicus lux lucis: street light

Suggestions?

8 Comments:

Anonymous Steven of Belgium said...

I'm curieus. What has a text of Vergilius, who writes about the great deeds of Aeneas and the foundation of Rome, to do with the Bible?

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Steven of Belgium said...

Sorry...posted it under the wrong item

11:58 AM  
Anonymous cj said...

Are you really Mel Gibson?

5:44 PM  
Blogger okielady said...

Hi there, I was hoping you would refer back to the comment section from Dec 15th. I am new to this blogging and I put my thoughts and
questions there , if you are curious to hear from an Okie.
thanks..with respect...
Okielady

11:22 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Here's a Latin phrase for you, Mr. Gibson: Fellator Maximus!

Great blog, Road Warrior ;o)

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Udo said...

"You're failure to understand the matris lingua of our great savior Jesus Christus is impeding your advancement in its understanding."

Nope, it's people like you who use your status to run the mindless mass back into the dark ages that are "impeding" the advancement of the human race. To say that one would need to learn a dead language to understand the teachings of ones chosen diety, is like saying to understand how the human body works you need to spend your time learning bloodletting and leech therepy. Just think about it. If whomever controls this universe wanted us to know the language that he knew, he would not have mused us into creating other languages. Please, Download a bible onto your PDA and read it. Or go write sanctus liber libri on some papyrus somewhere else, please leave the toiling masses alone.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Kasmel said...

Yeah, so.

Jesus Christ's "Mother tongue" was hebrew retard. He was F'ing jewish. Latin was spoken by the masses of Rome, and the ruling class, so he may have KNEW it, but it was hardly his first language.

If you had the first idea about the life of the mythical "lord" of christianity you'd also know that the Romans were the enemy of christianity until decades after Christ's death. Honoring a culture and society that faught against and eventually killed the "founder" of your religion is only slightly less than intelligent.

12:33 PM  
Blogger gobacktotexas said...

Hey Mel,

Great job with the blog. Don't let these turkeys get you down. We all know who the TRUE Patriots are among us. You are certainly one.

5:24 PM  

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