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THE SITE THAT "MEL GIBSON" DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

"With anti-Christian sentiment on the rise in North America and abroad, the launch of this new bog [sic] couldn’t have been timelier...If you’re a discouraged Christian worried about the future, a visit to www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com is like an elixir and sends you on your way with newfound hope."
Judi McLeod, Owner, Canada Free Press

"[The site] is filled with anti-Semitic comments and other outrageous statements, much of them in Latin."
Left-wing rag Newsmax.com

"[I]t made me snarf my cran juice all over the screen."
Antonia Zerbisias, Media Critic, The Toronto Star

"Catch it while you can..." Newsweek



the mel box: malibu church of the holy family at yahoo dot com





satIRE

...get it?


Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Oratio

ie Cinerum Cærimoniæ


Post Matutinas signo dato per campanam, ut populus conveniat, et decantata Letania, Parrochus populam alloquatur:

Fratres, in primitiva Ecclesia fuit utilis disciplina, ut initio Quadragesimæ rei manifestam criminum ejicerentur ex Ecclesia, ut agerent publicam pœnitentiam, et ut alii eorum exemplo admoniti sibi caverent. Hujus publicæ pœnitentiæ vice, interim dum hæc restitui possit, quod optare debemus, visum est hoc tempore conducibile ad pietatem, ut præsentibus vobis legantur comminationes et execrationes ex 27. Capite Deuteron. et aliis locis Scripturæ, ut ad quamlibet sententiam respondeatis, Amen.
Hoc fine, et propter hanc causam, ut vos admoniti de gravissima ira Dei contra peccatum, excitemini ad veram pœnitentiam, et ut in hoc corruptissimo seculo circumspectius vivatis, ac vitetis peccata, propter quæ vos, ut ipsi fatemini divinitus estis excommunicati.
Maledictus vir, qui fecerit sculptile, aut conflatile, quæ sunt Domino abominanda, et posuerit in loco aliquo, quo colantur opera manuum suarum.


Opus Hodiernius: Artus Poetica


I just felt inspired, and I wrote this poem. I hope you enjoy it.


Judeo-secularism is the bane,
People are working they work day and night.
Will we be like far left liberal Spain,
With gay marriages, ignoring what’s right?
The end is nigh, with choices to be made:
We will do what we will, do what we might.
Whatever we do, we must stop the gays,
Before they corrupt your kids, or your wife.

The judeo-secularist lurks well,
He lurketh and lurketh upon the streets.
A house, a hovel, we just cannot tell,
Does he lurk in your garage, lurk in your sheets?
But lurketh he doth, he lurketh and smells
Your unwashed laundry, your junior high cleats
Ask not for whom the lurker lurketh, but
know ye well, the lurker lurketh for thee.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beautiful iambic pentameter! Keep preaching the good news Mel! Bring America back to her true self!

6:28 PM  
Blogger Frank Delux said...

This might be the most beautiful poem I've ever read. So much truth in it too. You are a big writer Mel.

6:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, do I love iambic-pentameter Mel. It is the building block of about two-thirds of medieval and Renaissance English poetic forms, you know.

What a beautiful way to let people know about the TRUTH.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is, by far, the most insightful blog of the last twenty years.

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very hateful post, Mel. Grazie for spreading your message of intolerance across the globe, and showing what hypocrites people like you can be.

"Oh, I'm Christian, I just hate X, Y, Z..." Spare us, please.

I'd leave you with my name, but I have no intent to ever come back here - I've seen your hate, and can't "un-see" it.

8:47 AM  
Blogger Cheney08 said...

Well, anonymous, you may not have left us with your name, but you did leave us with little doubt that you have absolutely no comprehension of Latin (in contrast to those who regularly visit this blog). Grazie is Italian, not Latin.

Nra, sexy, Cheney, very flattered.

Okie, allow me to come to your points in a bit! As usual, they are excellent.

And Bob, suffice it to say, your ground-breaking reporting is the ONLY source I go to to find out the latest in the Plame scandal. Way to go, Bob! I am so touched that you have enjoyed this blog!

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I will never say that I have a very good comprehension of poetic statements. But let me se if I'm correct. Is this stating that people like are seeking to come out of the "darkness" and "get you" all boogieman style? Cuz I have a lot of better things to do. Like fight nazi's.

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Udo: again with the Nazis? What is your deal? Why is everything about Nazis all the time with you? Darkness=evil. It is very simple.

10:34 AM  

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