Mel's Musings

Mel's Musings

THE SITE THAT "MEL GIBSON" DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

"With anti-Christian sentiment on the rise in North America and abroad, the launch of this new bog [sic] couldn’t have been timelier...If you’re a discouraged Christian worried about the future, a visit to www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com is like an elixir and sends you on your way with newfound hope."
Judi McLeod, Owner, Canada Free Press

"[The site] is filled with anti-Semitic comments and other outrageous statements, much of them in Latin."
Left-wing rag Newsmax.com

"[I]t made me snarf my cran juice all over the screen."
Antonia Zerbisias, Media Critic, The Toronto Star

"Catch it while you can..." Newsweek



the mel box: malibu church of the holy family at yahoo dot com





satIRE

...get it?


Friday, December 30, 2005

Oratio

ego sum defessus
Sic defessus
ego sum defessus de planto viligo (sic defessus )
ego sum emanio Sic tenuis ego operor ignoro quisnam
ego sum ( quisnam ego sum )
Luna nox noctis ego sum condita jen
Mercurius nox noctis ego sum condita lyn
Venus nox noctis ego sum condita katerinus
Oh quare non ego exsisto condita diligo adveho verus?

Opus hodiernus: Artus Poetica

I had hoped to talk a little bit about my movie (pretty excited), but I have been surprised by some (judeo-secularists, perhaps?) who have seemed to take issue with my suggestion that the TRUE language of the church should be that which is used in the church.

I was thinking about this, and I decided to write a poem to make my point. I think the Lord may have guided my hand in writing this poem, because I read it to my dad, and he thought it was pretty good.



Hung high upon a pole

For us he gave his soul

For us he was so nice,

He made his sacrifice

And is it so much to ask,

Those of us who sin,

He died upon the cross

Can’t you learn Latin?

12 Comments:

Anonymous Udo said...

OMFG. So, "Mel", that poem, was so awful, I feel like forsaking jesus, for even being involved. So yeah, slow down with all the poems, mien kampf, and please quit confusing the masses.

1:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mel You have been to Kyoto very nice.

9:09 AM  
Anonymous cj said...

Who are you?

3:53 PM  
Anonymous cj said...

and why are you trying to defame Mel Gibson?

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Udo said...

I am Udo, I am here to save you from "Mr. Gibson". You are Cj. A mindless sheep that praise's someone with no theological credentials. "Mel" here is a setback to human evolution. Now that we have had proper introductions, are there any other questions?

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Udo - The fresh maker! said...

Jesus, the magic Jew...
Mel, polluter of minds...
A tree, spelled T-R-E-E...

Am alterantive Haiku,
By Udo

5:07 PM  
Anonymous cj said...

Udo? Are you also "anonymous"? Do you write these things and then respond to them yourself? Why do you do this? What theological credentials do you have?

8:10 PM  
Anonymous cj said...

Sorry, Udo, I was put off by the "mindless sheep" thing. This isn't the real Mel Gibson, is it? I mean the one that produced a movie called "The Passion of the Christ"? How could it be? That story is all about love and this person doesn't sound as if he/she (?) has any. Thanks for the input and for the offer but, I already have a Saviour.

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Udo said...

So, It looks like I have saved you CJ. I was not offering to be your savior. Just to let you learn what It looks like you learned. You are now a educated free willed soul who will no longer be fooled by "Mel". CJ, You sir, are free to worship as you please. BTW, "Mel", what does your publicist think about you exposing yourself on the interweb? I'm pretty sure that he's not happy.

3:29 PM  
Anonymous Hannibal ad Portas said...

Beatus vir qui non abiit in consilio impiorum et in via peccatorum non stetit et in cathedra pestilentiae non sedit

sed in lege Domini voluntas eius et in lege eius meditabitur die ac nocte
et erit tamquam lignum quod plantatum est secus decursus aquarum quod fructum suum dabit in tempore
suo et folium eius non defluet et omnia quaecumque faciet prosperabuntur non sic impii non sic;
sed tamquam pulvis quem proicit ventus a facie terrae;
ideo non resurgent impii in iudicio neque peccatores in consilio iustorum
quoniam novit Dominus viam iustorum et iter impiorum peribit




Psalm 1
Happy is the man that hath not walked in the counsel of the wicked, nor stood the way of the sinner,
nor sat in the seat of the scornful.

But his delight is in the law of the LORD;
and in His law doth he meditate day and night.
And he shall be like a tree planted by streams of water, that bringeth forth its fruit in its season,
and whose leaf doth not wither; and in whatsoever he doeth he shall prosper.

Not so the wicked;
they are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.
Therefore the wicked shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.
For the LORD regardeth the way of the righteous;
but the way of the wicked shall perish.




¡Cuán bienaventurado es el hombre que no anda en el consejo de los impíos, ni se detiene en el camino de los pecadores,
ni se sienta en la silla de los escarnecedores,
sino que en la ley del SEÑOR está su deleite, y en su ley medita de día y de noche!
Será como árbol firmemente plantado junto a corrientes de agua, que da su fruto a su tiempo,
y su hoja no se marchita; en todo lo que hace, prospera.

No así los impíos,
que son como paja que se lleva el viento.
Por tanto, no se sostendrán los impíos en el juicio, ni los pecadores en la congregación de los justos.
Porque el SEÑOR conoce el camino de los justos,
mas el camino de los impíos perecerá.

7:07 AM  
Blogger Kasmel said...

For those of you who have the slightest ability to judge meaningfully for yourself, please check out this website.

http://freethought.mbdojo.com/foundingfathers.html

It discusses the truth about this country and the bases upon which it was founded. If I'm going to be called a "secularist" I may as well prove it. ANY religious or church involvement in state matters is done in the spirit of Fascism. Religion does not invite debate. Religion does not invite open-minded discussion or social progress. Religion proscribes to outdated ideals based on social norms of past millenia.
Another thing that most people haven't stopped to consider, is the absurdity of christianity being the majority shareholder of the United States religious community, when christianity at it's core is a socialistic ideal. That's right, Jesus was a commie. He believed in feeding the poor and that no man should stand above another under God. He believed in universal healthcare, he never asked if the Lepers were insured. He spent a great deal of his time being a one man social service. So how is it that those who so strongly believe that Christ is the end all be all example of what's good in humanity, and should be copied exactly, don't think for a second that giving back to the community and creating better and more comprehensive social services is serving their beliefs in a more meaningful and fundamental way than attending church could ever be?

10:51 AM  
Anonymous dog boy said...

CHRIST ON A STICK dude what's your problem?

The biggest issue here is: ARE YOU PRONOUNCING LATING CORRECTLY?

9:04 PM  

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