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THE SITE THAT "MEL GIBSON" DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

"With anti-Christian sentiment on the rise in North America and abroad, the launch of this new bog [sic] couldn’t have been timelier...If you’re a discouraged Christian worried about the future, a visit to www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com is like an elixir and sends you on your way with newfound hope."
Judi McLeod, Owner, Canada Free Press

"[The site] is filled with anti-Semitic comments and other outrageous statements, much of them in Latin."
Left-wing rag Newsmax.com

"[I]t made me snarf my cran juice all over the screen."
Antonia Zerbisias, Media Critic, The Toronto Star

"Catch it while you can..." Newsweek



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satIRE

...get it?


Tuesday, January 10, 2006

With the likes of Ted Kennedy, it looks like Sammy Alito needs all the help he can get. Let us pray that his appointment will proceed without problems.

Say this prayer now, and if you like, at the dinner table with your family.

Oratio Produm

Exaudi nos, quaesumus, Domine Deus noster,
et super hunc famulum tuum Alito benedictionem
Sancti Spiritus et gratiae judicotalis
effunde virtutem: ut, quem tuae pietatis
aspectibus offerimus consecrandum, perpetua
muneris tui largitate prosequaris.

3 Comments:

Blogger Robot Buddha said...

If it's all the same to you, I'll stick with the one I've been saying for him, and our President, all along...

"vade retro me, Satana!"

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Impressions of the day:(If I may jump cultures.)
Teddy "Procrustes" Kennedy: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I brought this bed with me today. The 'Procrustean Bed'! Note the intricate carving on the headboard of the slaughter of the innocents. The footboard there has the carving of the confiscation of guns from law abiding patriots. I now ask Judge "Theseus" Alito to lie down for us. Thank you.. My, you are a very tall man Judge. Note the overhang at the top and bottom. My friend Mr. Biden brought his chain saw. I have my bone saw and Ms. Feinstein has her hatchet and will take the footboard end. We now proceed to make the good judge fit our bed.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have hacked and sawed and chopped and regretfully, we have yet to break the skin. However, tomorrow is another day....He will fit the bed soon!" Tomorrow: Theseus arises...Greg

10:37 PM  
Blogger tomax7 said...

I think we need to also pray, if not more so, for Ted Kennedy. He's got a lot to account for when he comes before the Judgement seat, and going by his past track record of what happened by a roadside and bridge...well...

8:41 AM  

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