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Maledictio iudaeus
I know that eventually this picture is going to be made public because of the judeo-secular media, so I wanted to just get it out in the open, before it is manipulated again. Notice the amount of force being used to suppress my deeply held religious convictions. I consumed fifteen bottles of the blood of Christ, in order to be filled with the holy spirit, as my religious faith commands. After having consumed this delicious blood, I felt the need to drive around and share the glory with my neighbors. Unfortunately, the judeo-secularist police department of Malibu California had been working for months to suppress Christ, and then yesterday morning, in full force, with machine guns drawn, they showed up. It obviously was not your ordinary traffic stop.
As you can see in this picture, distributed in an email by officials from the Malibu Police Department, my capture was but part of an ongoing judeo-secular crusade, and clearly, they are proud.
I know that eventually this picture is going to be made public because of the judeo-secular media, so I wanted to just get it out in the open, before it is manipulated again. Notice the amount of force being used to suppress my deeply held religious convictions. I consumed fifteen bottles of the blood of Christ, in order to be filled with the holy spirit, as my religious faith commands. After having consumed this delicious blood, I felt the need to drive around and share the glory with my neighbors. Unfortunately, the judeo-secularist police department of Malibu California had been working for months to suppress Christ, and then yesterday morning, in full force, with machine guns drawn, they showed up. It obviously was not your ordinary traffic stop.
As you can see in this picture, distributed in an email by officials from the Malibu Police Department, my capture was but part of an ongoing judeo-secular crusade, and clearly, they are proud.
posted by Cheney08 | 6:51 PM
6 Comments:
LOL!
and here i thought the smoking gun would have the first mug shot! how wrong i be!!!
oh, i forgot to say amen
amen
Hah! My word verification is ppqwk (pee pee quick), which is what you'd be doing after drinking 15 bottles of the Lord's blood! Is it a sign?
Thank you for your prayers, Rose. Welcome back to Latin mass. Doug, it is amazing that your verification word was the exact word which was on my mind when I was in a holding cell at the Malibu PD. I think it is best for us both to partake in a few more bottles of the blood of Christ as we contemplate the profundity of this matter. Perhaps the time of His Return is near.
I pray for your wellness.
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