Mel's Musings

Mel's Musings

THE SITE THAT "MEL GIBSON" DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

"With anti-Christian sentiment on the rise in North America and abroad, the launch of this new bog [sic] couldn’t have been timelier...If you’re a discouraged Christian worried about the future, a visit to www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com is like an elixir and sends you on your way with newfound hope."
Judi McLeod, Owner, Canada Free Press

"[The site] is filled with anti-Semitic comments and other outrageous statements, much of them in Latin."
Left-wing rag Newsmax.com

"[I]t made me snarf my cran juice all over the screen."
Antonia Zerbisias, Media Critic, The Toronto Star

"Catch it while you can..." Newsweek



the mel box: malibu church of the holy family at yahoo dot com





satIRE

...get it?


Thursday, January 12, 2006

Hey Canada







Harper MMVI!






I would put that in French, too, but proudly, I don't speak it. Looks like I have some fans up in the land of the loonie. I would warn you that you will be smitten, er, smoted, for the Godless path you have taken these past years, but thankfully, looks like you have already gotten the message.

Take it from me, Canucks (after all, I am a celebrity): when you elect a right-wing government which promises to restore integrity, they keep their word. Just ask George W. Bush. And all that stuff about the surplus disappearing, the economy slowing down, etcetera, etcetera: it's plain lies. Outrageous!

Gratia, in advance, for embarking on the true, Christian path.

After five years of W. how could you resist?

33 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're working on it very hard I can assure you. We've managed to ignite our base in hopes of obtaining a majority in the HOC. That way we can pass some legislation protecting our freedom to practice religion (not to mention reversing some of the damage the liberals have done!)

3:37 PM  
Blogger Frank Dux said...

OMG, I love you Mel, just as much as I now love journalist Judi McLeod! She's fantastic! She really made my day with that nice text about you and your blog! And the fact that she's been in the journalist force for over 30 years, and that she's a award winner! She got all my respect now! I hope more journalists will find their way here, so they can show the world your blog, so your blog can show the world who the true and future governor of California is.

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Bruce Coyle said...

Mel,Greetings from Nelson, B.C.Yes I am hoping for Harper and his conservatives to be elected.
Power does corrupt many men.Unfortunately both former conservative and liberal governments have had their share of corrupt scandal.As you are probably aware this election was brought on by an elaborate kickback scandal to the liberal government.
I am looking forward to a real Christain Prime Minister that will lead us down the narrow straight path.I beleive Stephen harper to be a Man of Integrity.Unfortunately, Paul martin, the current P.M. claim to be a ++ Catholic.Although, his contradiction to his own church regarding gay marriage and abortion rights,says something Else.Like W,I guess you will know them by their 'fruit'!
This is my 1st fed election I am able to vote in( I became a a canadian citzen 18 months ago),
bad news hit today when my local conservative candidate, Derek Ziesman, is under invetigation for trying to smuggle across the border a merc benz and lots of booze .Stephen harper says it's too late to withdraw his candidacy, and if his is elected he won't be able to sit as a conservative. there goes my Vote 'down the drain'!It's a blow to Stephen Harper who needs evey seat in Parliment in order to form a government.
Aside from politics, have you ever thought about making a movie about the apostle Paul
I feel his story is remarkable, a man that miraculously tranformed from a zealous persecutor of Christian, to one of the greatest apoligetix .Responsibly for spreading the faith to the gentiles.So real was his experience with jesus belief and transformation that facing death imprisionment and torture was no deterant.I feel he is a great witness to the fact that Jesus is the way, the truth and the light
Well that all for now.
If your listening on Saturday 8 am till 9.00 am you can catch my christain music programme 'shine' at www.kootenaycoopradio.com
If you are hoping to become governor of Ca.I hope you have more compassion than the present governor, THe Terminator( the name is very appropriate with his tx of prisonors on death row))
yours truly,
Bruce Coyle

4:14 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

I am looking forward to a real Christain Prime Minister that will lead us down the narrow straight path.

This is my 1st fed election I am able to vote in( I became a a canadian citzen 18 months ago),
bad news hit today when my local conservative candidate, Derek Ziesman, is under invetigation for trying to smuggle across the border a merc benz and lots of booze .Stephen harper says it's too late to withdraw his candidacy, and if his is elected he won't be able to sit as a conservative. there goes my Vote 'down the drain'!


I like the way you see things! You know where to find integrity! Keep it up. How much do you think I could make off such a movie?

4:19 PM  
Anonymous elizabeth said...

THIS BLOG IS A FAKE!!!!

To the so called Mel,

I guess you feel pretty good about yourself about now?
Well, thats just fine.
No harm done. I should have known a liberal shmuck like you would do something like this. Bet you're having a real good laugh. Well laugh it up buddy. Pretty soon you'll be crying.
This is all there is for people like you. But this synical world will be over soon. Then what are you going to do? Then where will you be?
What if the Bible really is true?
What if all these "religious fanatics" are right. Well then you'll be in a a pickle, won't you, you lying son of a bitch. So I hope you have a happy life pulling jokes and pranks on innocent people, because if you don't change your ways, thats all the happiness you'll ever get.

For those people who still believe this really Mel Gibson's blog check this out:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/1/12/82915/8891

7:24 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

you lying son of a bitch.

Now, now, Elizabeth. That is not very Christianly of you. Maybe the lesson you should take from all this is that you should not look for easy answers, and you should be skeptical of everything. Think a little for yourself.

Remember, you let me "restore" your faith in God by quoting a biblical justification of slavery?

“When you buy a Hebrew slave, six years shall he serve....

There are a lot of "fake Mel Gibsons" out there who will come to you with easy answers to your most complex problems. But the difference is, they are not going to admit they are fake. How do you tell the difference between what is fake and what is real? Who is misleading you and who is telling you the truth?

Think for yourself.

7:34 PM  
Anonymous elizabeth said...

This is a portion of the text from the site I gave the address to earlier:



"I Punked the Right-Wing (Canadian) Press With My Blog!!
by gobacktotexas
Thu Jan 12, 2006 at 06:29:15 AM PDT
As we speak, the right wing Candian Press is being majorly punked, and at heart it is because of their shoddy journalism.

gobacktotexas's diary :: ::
I started a satirical blog, Mel's Musings, to make fun of the retrograde political and religious views of Mel Gibson. I never thought that there would be many who would think the site was seriously Mel Gibson's...."

7:43 PM  
Anonymous elizabeth said...

My faith in God is my own business,not to be toyed with by the likes of you.
You have no power over anyone or anything. So get off your high horse and be who you really are.
Why lie, to make a point. Truth is never revealed through deceit.
You must be an intelligent person to know Latin and scripture as well as you do. Why use these gifts in such a hurtful way? You can do something good with your talents. Instead you choose to mislead and make fun of people. That makes you the stupidest person in the world.

7:53 PM  
Blogger Professor Snape said...

Elizabeth. Dear, dear girl. Soon you'll be saying that the Easter Bunny, Santa, and Jesus aren't real.

Have some faith.

8:00 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

There is no high-horse. Most people here have recognized this blog for what it is: satire (write me at the mel box for more info on how to interpret satire). It is not an attempt to mislead people, it is an attempt to make them laugh. You didn't get the joke. So I tried to help you get it by using a Bible quote justifying slavery. Yet you still did not get it.

If as you say, your faith is not to be toyed with, how do you know that someone else is not going to be able to toy with it, if I was able to reassure you with a quote justifying slavery, Elizabeth? How do you know that people in positions of authority are not using the Bible to mislead you right now?

8:00 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Welcome, Professor.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

There are a lot of "fake Mel Gibsons" out there who will come to you with easy answers to your most complex problems. But the difference is, they are not going to admit they are fake.

Now you're just being cruel, Mel -- letting her think you're a fake! Stop messing with her mind right now.

8:12 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Damn, and I thought I could make people think it was fake! Why did you have to give it away, Glass?

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey Mel, Real or not, I guess we'll know you by the fruit you produce also.
Bruce Coyle

8:26 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Or all seven of them.

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...way you see things! You know where to find integrity"
Excuse me ? is that you who uses the word "integrity" ??
what is your point here to pretend to be M. Gibson ? Using his name and his image ? This has a legal name...

9:45 PM  
Blogger tomax7 said...

Hey Mel, did you get rid of that birthmark on your right cheek?

;-)

9:49 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

And how does your question pertain to the Canadian election, anon?

9:49 PM  
Blogger tomax7 said...

Eliz...

One doesn't have to be smart, just use Google for translating...

Quondam super a vicis EGO rode a pony. Tunc EGO ran tenus flumen ut reprehendo a piscis piscis. Inde EGO saw Mel cursor inter sententia EGO sum quisnam EGO sum.

---------------------------
Once upon a time I rode a pony. Then I ran down to the river to catch a fish. From there I saw Mel running around saying I am who I am.

9:53 PM  
Blogger tomax7 said...

Guess I should have said:

veho vegrandis equus - ride a small horsie

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And why don't you answer to the one I ask ? Integrity, all starts there, why not beginning with that one?
Plus, as I think about it, I said hello to you from J. Lemley yesterday, you did not even bother to answer.

9:56 PM  
Blogger tomax7 said...

anon, why don't you use a real name, or at least an identifier?

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why should I when this Mel is not the real one ? Apparently I'm free to use what I want no ? Integrity and now Freedom...

9:58 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Why should you? Because that is the context of the discussion from which you quoted me: the Canadian election.

10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I quoted you !! LOL hilarious ! you ask me to use a pseudo (which is the same as being anonymous) or to give my name, when YOU, you use the name of someone else ! And I don't care about the topic, the election, I care about the way you use a name which is not yours.

10:20 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

First you confuse the topic of discussion, now you are confusing me with Tomax. I didn't say anything about your identity.

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the question is simple : I quoted you ? Who ? You ? who is you ?

10:26 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

"Who is you?" No that is not the question. It actually would be: "Who are you?"

10:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mel, yes people do you use the bible for their own endsTrying to be something their not.do not worry Mel, all will be revealed in the 'end'!So perhaps being or saying something your not smacks of hipocrasy
"Don't be Misled-[Mel] you cannot mock the justice of god.You will always harvest what you plant"
Bruce Coyle

8:53 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

Bruce:

How did you know about my herbiage ?

9:39 AM  
Blogger tomax7 said...

who me?

11:02 PM  
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