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THE SITE THAT "MEL GIBSON" DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

"With anti-Christian sentiment on the rise in North America and abroad, the launch of this new bog [sic] couldn’t have been timelier...If you’re a discouraged Christian worried about the future, a visit to www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com is like an elixir and sends you on your way with newfound hope."
Judi McLeod, Owner, Canada Free Press

"[The site] is filled with anti-Semitic comments and other outrageous statements, much of them in Latin."
Left-wing rag Newsmax.com

"[I]t made me snarf my cran juice all over the screen."
Antonia Zerbisias, Media Critic, The Toronto Star

"Catch it while you can..." Newsweek



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Thursday, January 12, 2006

Pat Robertson ad Infernum

Well, I am very rarely wrong, but I will admit that I was dead wrong in the case of Pat Robertson. You may recall that recently, I have praised the Rev. Pat Robertson's courage for standing up to the judeo-secularists who have taken over Israel the last couple of years. He did not hesistate to diagnose, accurately, Ariel Sharon's recent stroke as having directly resulted from Israel's withdrawal of troops from the West Bank and Gaza. Well, as it turns out, Robertson has now prostrated himself before these same judeo-secularists.


(CBS/AP) Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson has sent a letter apologizing for suggesting that Ariel Sharon's massive stroke was divine punishment for pulling Israel out of the Gaza Strip.


Pat Robertson has stepped out of God's grace and locked arms with the judeo-secularists who want to divide His land. Do not be surpised if God smites him with a medical malady within the next decade or two. Perhaps a fatal one.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I think you are being a little tough on Pat. he migh be wrong this time but he usualy gets it right.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Cheney08 said...

Glad to know you were impressed by my cruelty, Nicholas.

9:33 AM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

robot buddha: if I remember my Scriptures (Mel? Some help here?) it was shingle-infested piles.

Nicholas, all this talk about not trusting the media -- stop it right now.

11:43 AM  
Blogger Cheney08 said...

You are both wrong. It was in fact syphillis.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a shame Pat's apology didn't clinch the deal on the new Jayzus Theme Park.

It's true what they say I suppose... some days you loses... some days you wins...

8:33 PM  

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