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THE SITE THAT "MEL GIBSON" DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

"With anti-Christian sentiment on the rise in North America and abroad, the launch of this new bog [sic] couldn’t have been timelier...If you’re a discouraged Christian worried about the future, a visit to www.melgibsonsblog.blogspot.com is like an elixir and sends you on your way with newfound hope."
Judi McLeod, Owner, Canada Free Press

"[The site] is filled with anti-Semitic comments and other outrageous statements, much of them in Latin."
Left-wing rag Newsmax.com

"[I]t made me snarf my cran juice all over the screen."
Antonia Zerbisias, Media Critic, The Toronto Star

"Catch it while you can..." Newsweek



the mel box: malibu church of the holy family at yahoo dot com





satIRE

...get it?


Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Abyssus abyssum invocat

A sign of the times? A harbinger of the end? Collective punishment of the people of New England for Lamont's victory?





TURNER, Maine
— Residents are wondering if an animal found dead over the weekend may be the mysterious creature that has mauled dogs, frightened residents and been the subject of local legend for half a generation.

The animal was found near power lines along Route 4 on Saturday, apparently struck by a car while chasing a cat.

The carcass was photographed and inspected by several people who live in the area, but nobody is sure exactly what it is.

Michelle O'Donnell of Turner spotted the animal near her yard about a week before it was killed. She called it a "hybrid mutant of something."

"It was evil, evil looking. And it had a horrible stench I will never forget," she told the Sun Journal of Lewiston. "We locked eyes for a few seconds and then it took off. I've lived in Maine my whole life and I've never seen anything like it."



Well, based on Ms. O'Donnell's description alone I'd say we were talking about some New England hippy. But apparently there is photographic evidence in this case, which brings me to my next question:


Exactly what kind of animal IS THIS,



Helen Wheels? If I reload your webpage enough times, will he be the LA Animal society pet of the day? No doubt.

I'm changing my locks!

6 Comments:

Blogger gelachoffgenisus said...

Yep Mel you are rtight those are what my mom says that the weather ,God taking people by the thousands like in so many of the disasters that are happening ,families being pulled apart one against the other.Mutations in animals and diseases. I try to make sense out of alot of it but there isn't any.I do believe though that the day will come when they will again martyr the christians like they did in the early years my mom and dad believe this also.My dad feels the end is close.How close we don't know but I don't believe that God can take much more.

7:14 AM  
Blogger Lola Heatherton said...

Mel, it looks like my pet, Wolfie. I tried to feed him fresh chickens every day, and once in a while toss in a chiuaua doggie. He disappeared a week ago, and I was heartbroken.

Now you've gone and put his picture on your site. I'm so grateful, I want to bear all your children.

5:03 PM  
Blogger Helen Wheels said...

Yeee gads! That looks like a wolf hybrid, actually. He or she is probably like a chow-wolf or shepherd-wolf or somesuch. I'd be interested to see if it has a black tongue.

How big was it?

Oh and Lola, keep it in your pants, hon, alright? Mel's an opportunist!

8:26 AM  
Anonymous marlon perkins said...

Now I've been chasin' critters around since the late 1950s, and I can tell you that it's an Espella Mephitis mephitis. These little varmints are so nasty they named them twice.

10:36 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

Gelachoff, your family reminds me of mine growing up. Perhaps, one day, you can all come to Latin Mass.

Lola, thanks for the offer! You certainly seem like my kind of woman. Although I am presently married with seven children, my wife has seemed somewhat tired lately. Maybe for the next seven... And sorry about your wolfie!

Helen, does the black tongue make it more evil?

Marlin, thanks for the explanation. How insidious. Hmmm, that name sounds familiar...

2:41 PM  
Blogger gelachoffgenisus said...

Mel I was born and raised in the true church I know nothing else but latin masses ,in fact my parents wanted me to see how much they had changed over the years so they(as I had ask why we didn't go to the church in town)took me to a mass there in town .I ask them when we came out if that was a joke and they said no that is how much the church has changed since they were children neither one of them liked the novus ordo churches when Vatican 11 started changing it all around,my grandfather on dads side was the one who brought us back as he kept searching for the true church.We attend the latin masses every sunday.They are both by the book catholics.Very strong and do pratice what they would preach to anyone.Even me and it is hard being nineteen and catholic.In a world where you have to keep yourself pure and clean and a catholic.People just don't reconize you and believe that catholic's have no morales that they can go to confession and continue to commit sins.As my mom has always taught me ,when you go to confession it is a promise to not commit that sin again when you live. ,I have seen her prove this many times. My mom and dad were proud to see you wearing your scaplur right there in front of the whole to see.They said God bless him and how you spoke about having mass and saying the rosary everyday.My dream is to become an actor which I have been trying to accomplish since the age of fourteen ,but alot of family told my mom and dad it was immoral to be an actor if you were catholic and that is when she throws at them that you are an actor and you made a beautiful movie and speak out for the religion.So dad and mom told me go for my dream,and keep praying cause it will happen .I would be very proud to attend a mass with you praising God in the lanaguage of the angels(latin) one day Mel in the true church.

6:19 AM  

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