Mel's Musings: July 2006

Mel's Musings


"With anti-Christian sentiment on the rise in North America and abroad, the launch of this new bog [sic] couldn’t have been timelier...If you’re a discouraged Christian worried about the future, a visit to is like an elixir and sends you on your way with newfound hope."
Judi McLeod, Owner, Canada Free Press

"[The site] is filled with anti-Semitic comments and other outrageous statements, much of them in Latin."
Left-wing rag

"[I]t made me snarf my cran juice all over the screen."
Antonia Zerbisias, Media Critic, The Toronto Star

"Catch it while you can..." Newsweek

the mel box: malibu church of the holy family at yahoo dot com


...get it?

Monday, July 31, 2006


The "real" Mel Gibson arrest photo

I would like to thank the Malibu Police Department for sticking up for me and getting rid of the photo the Jews wanted them to publish. I guess the millions I donated to them went to a good cause. The Malibu P.D. are stand up guys. They stood up to the Jews and stood up for me. I take back my previous comments about them being in on the conspiracy to prevent me from practicing my religion. Apparently it was a Jew and his Jew friends who had infiltrated the Malibu P.D. and were on a vendetta to stop my preaching of the truth. I am still proud to say that I support the Malibu P.D. and not the Mali-JEW P.D.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Oratio ad iesvs

Because many of you have gone too long without prayer in the true language of Christ.

EN EGO, o bone et dulcissime Iesu, ante conspectum tuum genibus me provolvo, ac maximo animi ardore te oro atque obtestor, ut meum in cor vividos fidei, spei et caritatis sensus, atque veram peccatorum meorum poenitentiam, eaque emendandi firmissimam voluntatem velis imprimere; dum magno animi affectu et dolore tua quinque vulnera mecum ipse considero ac mente contemplor, illud prae oculis habens, quod iam in ore ponebat tuo David propheta de te, o bono Iesu: Foderunt manus meas et pedes meos: dinumeraverunt omnia ossa mea. Amen.

Ummm, ABC, we're still on, right?

For the holocaust miniseries? Why aren't you returning my calls?

LOS ANGELES Mel Gibson stirred passions with his blockbuster "Passion of the Christ" and might well again with his latest project — a nonfiction television movie set against the backdrop of the Holocaust.

For ABC, Gibson's Con Artist Productions is developing "Flory," based on the true-life love story of a Dutch Jew named Flory Van Beek and her non-Jewish boyfriend who sheltered her from the Nazis.

Gibson's involvement in the project has already raised some eyebrows because critics claimed "Passion" contained anti-Semitic elements, a charge Gibson has denied. Gibson's father also is on the record denying that the Holocaust took place.

"For him to be associated with this movie is cause for concern," said Rafael Medoff, director of the David S. Wyman Institute for Holocaust Studies in Melrose Park, Pa., and the author of an annual study of Holocaust denial.

"He needs to come clean that he repudiates Holocaust denial, and that he understands the Holocaust was not just another atrocity that occurred in World War II along with other atrocities."

Dude, listen, I totally understand the "Holocaust". I am all about the "Holocaust". I am Mr. Holocaust man.

Quinn Taylor, ABC's senior vice president in charge of television movies, acknowledged that controversy surrounding Gibson could help publicize the project. But he had a harsh reply for early critics.

"I would tell them to shut up and wait to see the movie, and then judge," said Taylor, who oversaw ABC's Emmy-winning miniseries "Anne Frank." "I'm not about to rewrite history. I'm going to explore an amazing love story that we can all learn from and, hopefully, be inspired by."

Quinn's got it right. Just shut up, you FUCKING judeo secularists! The miniseries is gonna be great. I feel in light of my experience as a director and creative abilities, I can bring a unique perspective to coverage of the "Holocaust". As soon as ABC calls me back. Cause I'm not sure if this whole Apocalypto deal is going to pan out. Disney is saying that they want to discuss some "issues" regarding its release.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Maledictio iudaeus

I know that eventually this picture is going to be made public because of the judeo-secular media, so I wanted to just get it out in the open, before it is manipulated again. Notice the amount of force being used to suppress my deeply held religious convictions. I consumed fifteen bottles of the blood of Christ, in order to be filled with the holy spirit, as my religious faith commands. After having consumed this delicious blood, I felt the need to drive around and share the glory with my neighbors. Unfortunately, the judeo-secularist police department of Malibu California had been working for months to suppress Christ, and then yesterday morning, in full force, with machine guns drawn, they showed up. It obviously was not your ordinary traffic stop.

As you can see in this picture, distributed in an email by officials from the Malibu Police Department, my capture was but part of an ongoing judeo-secular crusade, and clearly, they are proud.

Est is nuntius nos volo transmitto ut nostrum liberi?

What about the fucking children? It's really all about them. Is this the message we want to send the children? Time was when I was growing up--when I was growing up, those were interesting times--I remember religion was a good thing. My dad, Hutton, always used to tell me about what a great man Jesus was, and how a certain group of people in our society didn't like Jesus, and how that group of people was always going around starting wars and arbitrarily pulling people over on the Pacific Coast Highway. Kids were taught to believe in Jesus, the true Pre-Vatican II Jesus, and to speak Latin, and we didn't have all this rampant immorality that we have with the youth today (at least until Vatican II got underway).

But now apparently when a man is doing nothing more than practicing his faith, serving as a veritable (and much needed) role-model for today's youth, he is arrested, and prosecuted.


Friday, July 28, 2006

Licentia monastica futurus NON IN CALIFORNIUM

I am very sorry, friends, I have been away for far too long. I started this blog so I could have a dialogue with the "common people," such as yourselves, maybe get some input about what I should do in the future, and let people know that the true Catholic Church is not the left-wing, Vatican II church of Pope Benedict.

But I started having so much fun with blogging that I fell behind on my movie, and Disney pulled a boner so I knew I would end up dead if I kept talking. Shit!

But Disney be damned, today I have come to realize that my fifth amendment right to freedom of religion is not valid in Schwarzenegger's California. Early this morning, after a late-night prayer session at the Church of the Holy Family, I was on my way home to spend some time with my wife and seven children, when I was pulled over by the police!

They told me that drinking the blood of Jesus was a crime. If being a true Christian is a crime for which I may be persecuted prosecuted, then I will demand the death penalty!

This is outrageous!